Sunday Morning Funnies #65

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
> >> > > you may live in Canada.
> >> > >
> >> > > If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
> >> > > work there,
> >> > > you may live in Canada.
> >> > >
> >> > > If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
> >> > > you may live in Canada.
> >> > >
> >> > > If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
> >> > > dialled a wrong number,
> >> > >you may live in Canada.
> >> > >
> >> > > If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend,
> >> > > you may live in Canada.
> >> > >
> >> > > If you measure distance in hours
> >> > > you may live in Canada.
> >> > >
> >> > > If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once
> >> > > you may live in Canada.
> >> > >
> >> > > If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' or vice versa in the same day
> >> > > you may live in Canada.
> >> > >
> >> > > If you can drive90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow in a raging blizzard without
> >> > > flinching,
> >> > > you may live in Canada.
> >> > >
> >> > > If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
> >> > > both unlocked,
> >> > > you may live in Canada.
> >> > >
> >> > > If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
> >> > > you may live in Canada.
> >> > >
> >> > > If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
> >> > > you may live in Canada.
> >> > >
> >> > > if the speed limit on the highway is 80km and you're going 90 and everybody
> >> > >is passing you.
> >> > > you may live in Canada.
> >> > >
> >> > > If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
> >> > > with snow
> >> > > you may live in Canada.
> >> > >
> >> > > If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and
> >> > > road construction,
> >> > > you may live in Canada.
> >> > >
> >> > > If you have more miles on your snowblower than your car,
> >> > > you may live in Canada.
> >> > >
> >> > > If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly',
> >> > > you may live in Canada.
> >> > >
> >> > > If you are outside barbequing on a Saturday night,
> >> > > at -40, wearing a parka and sipping a beer,
> >> > > you may live in Canada .


Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !