I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Scientifically, agnosticism makes more sense than strong atheism or theism, where we are certain one way or another.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Oh shit!

A site called INSTABLOGS regularily features articles from the best blogs in the country.

(We are proud to say that "Perspective" is a regular contributer to this site!)

This one caught my eye and I think you should see it too!

Air travel has drastically changed over the years. Not only have the safety issues (thanks to terrorism) changed how we travel, the fuel shortage has exacerbated the problem.

With the rising cost of fuel, airlines have been raising ticket prices and trying to cut costs, at the same time. And so, for the past few years, airlines have been nickel and diming us to death.

It started with airlines charging for checked baggage.

Some airlines charge for the 2nd checked bag, now American Airlines (and several others) charges for the 1st bag. $15.00 for the 1st one and anywhere from $15.00 to $125.00 for the 2nd and 3rd.

That’s not including overweight fees which can run between an additional $25.00 to $150.00! To add insult to injury, they’ve also lowered the weight limits.

So, of course, everyone is opting to cram as much as they can into carry-on baggage, which makes for a challenging time when everyone is trying to shove their overstuffed bags into the small overhead bins.

Then some airlines started adding curbside check-in fees- from $2.00 on up, which does not include the tip.

Others now charge for snacks, water, pillows, blankets and even seat preference.

Some even charge to book a flight over the telephone.

But if you think that’s bad, no-frills Irish airline, Ryanair, is considering charging £1 ($1.50) to use the toilets on their flights.

In a BBC interview, Chief Executive Michael O’Leary said they were actually thinking of installing coin slots on the lavatory doors, so “people might actually have to spend a pound to spend a penny.”

Stephen McNamara, spokesman for Ryanair said,

“Michael makes a lot of this stuff up as he goes along and, while this has been discussed internally, there are no immediate plans to introduce it.

“However, this highlights Ryanair’s continuing obsession with lowering costs and passing these savings on in the form of lower fares.

“Ancillary revenues, all of which are avoidable, help to reduce the cost of flying Ryanair and passengers using train and bus stations are already accustomed to paying to use the toilet so why not on airplanes?

“Not everyone uses the toilet on board one of our flights but those that do could help to reduce airfares for all passengers.”

In its efforts to cut costs, Ryanair also charges £30 to check in a bag, £10 to pay for flights with a debit or credit card (excluding Visa Electron), £60 to check in sports or music equipment, £15 for each kilo of excess baggage, £50 to change a flight and £100 to change the name on a ticket.

You have to wonder, how much you really save when all those charges keep adding up.

The worst U.S. airlines as far as additional fees go?

Top honors go to U.S. Airways, then United Airlines, with Delta and American tied for 3rd.

What are they going to charge for next, the amount of air we breathe?

To save on some of those fees:

Pack lightly, and only what you need, in a carry-on bag. Most hotels provide hairdryers, toiletries like shampoo, and irons.

If you have to bring more than one pair of shoes, wear the heaviest pair. If you roll your clothes, you will fit more into a bag and they will wrinkle less.

Pack your own snacks. Bring an empty plastic bottle for water and fill it up once you pass security.

Bring a sweater or coat to use as a blanket.

Remember, you can always get practically anything you need at your destination.

Don’t let the airlines nickel and dime you to death.


Which, by the way, reminds me of a poem I once saw on a toilet wall!


HERE I SIT,
BROKEN HEARTED,
PAID A DIME,
AND ONLY FARTED!

I'll tell ya one thing bunky, enough people shit their pants, that fee will soon be dropped!

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-Are they going to charge for each sheet you use after you pay to get in!!!! Be Happy to shit my pants Have to pack my Depends
Ric H

-This was briefly announced last week, but it got ignored and poo-poohed.
It's now getting headlines on most of the news services, so I imagine we can expect it now. Most flights I take are over 6 hours (my flight to Moscow was 27).
I will pee on the floor if I have to.
Walker Bennett, SF Author

-That is ridiculous!
juley g

-Yeah, I saw it, too. But it's so outrageous I knew I'd be seeing it a lot. And here it is.
Chuck L

-geeze. Airlines are doing some ridiculous things lately.
Elle L

-LOL....thanks for sharing. It is getting a bit ridiculous.
sarah g


Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E ! and as a paperback H E R E !

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://allans-perspective.blogspot.com

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Sunday Morning Funnies!

LETTERS, WE GET LOTS AND LOTS OF LETTERS!

-Allan; I met this really attractive guy who introduced himself as Wyan. He was really cool and sweet and we got along pretty well. Then someone informed me that his name is Ryan and that he has a speech impediment, AFTER I had been referring to him as Wyan for quite some time. WHH

-Allan; I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. JEL

-Allan; I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. HDR

-Allan; I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double "A" batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FKT

-Allan; I put my hand into a vending machine to retrieve a bottle of water that was caught in the slot. After a minute, I realized I was trapped. 2 hours, 4 fire trucks, 3 police cars, and 1 ambulance later I was freed. The vending machine was in pieces and the bottle of water wasn't even for me. DIF

-Allan; I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any european guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." KRR

-Allan; 3 days before my wedding day, I found out that my fiance is sleeping with one of my bridesmaids. I just cancelled a $200,000 wedding. I would go into more detail, but I have to help my family (who flew in from Poland, California, and Massachusetts) book flights back home. DRR

-Allan; My boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my parents' address for the billing information because I didn't want the bill sent to my dorm after I moved out. The toys were sent to my parents house instead. KSD

-Allan; I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. LDF

-Allan; I took the subway to school and the man across from me would not stop staring at my breasts. Finally the train came to my stop, so as I got up I said "Nothing to see now, asshole", but then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off too. He was blind. WDD

-Allan; I had a performance evaluation meeting with my boss. He told me I was the best in my department, and that the productivity has never been higher before I started working here. Oh, and he said that because everything is working so well, they don't need me as much, so he's cutting my hours. HFS

-Allan; I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML

-Allan; A stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. IUI

-Allan; Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. KCV

-Allan; I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

-Allan; I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? MVK

-Allan; an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I say "So just the one blanket then?" She replies "Those are my pants.....not a blanket."
This woman was a size 56. OSE

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E ! and as a paperback H E R E !

Visit the blog "Perspective" at http://allans-perspective.blogspot.com

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