I ran across this song from my youth.
Matter of fact, it's been exactly four decades since I first heard it.
I have listened to it echo down through the years ever since.
And every time I hear it, I get a warm, fuzzy feeling....... hope you do too!
Allan
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !
Some kids sell lemonade to make extra money!
Zoe Pemberton from southern England put her 61-year-old grandmother up for sale on E-Bay.
She described her as "rare and annoying and moaning a lot."
But, she also said pensioner Marian Goodall was "very cuddly," loved word searches and enjoyed drinking tea.
More than 20 bids were received for Goodall, but she has since been withdrawn from the site, eBay said.
"While no doubt Mrs. Goodall would have fetched a princely sum, eBay does not allow the listing of any human being on the site," an eBay spokeswoman said in an emailed statement.
"Mind you, we were impressed to see a total of 27 bids for the lady in question!"
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
BUT! If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy.)
(But I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (Don't try this at home - maybe at work.)
The male Preying Mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life. Quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay... so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.(Who was paid to figure that one out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe
even a chuckle.
In other words, send it to everyone! (and you have to love that pig!)
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !
