The Bitch is Back!

If you haven't heard yet, Michael Douglas has throat cancer!

(But, that's not the reason I'm writing this!)

The 65-year-old "Wall Street" star said in an interview with People magazine that he expects to make a full recovery after a walnut-sized tumour was found on the base of his tongue in early August.

Douglas is currently undergoing an eight-week course of radiation and chemotherapy in New York. His doctors said there is no evidence that the cancer has spread. "I'm treating this as a curable disease," he said. "It's a fight. I'll beat this."

NOW, the gory details.

As we all know, Michael has been married to Catherine Zeta-Jones for a long time now, and they have a couple of kids together, etc. etc.

Well wouldn't ya just know it but his ex-wife Diandra Douglas,in spite of knowing Michael has cancer, is suing him for a bunch of money!

(Here comes the really weird part folks!)

Lawyers representing the actor and his ex-wife Diandra Douglas are tangling over her claim that she's entitled to half his earnings from "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps," the "Wall Street" sequel set to open Sept. 24.

That's right, they haven't been together in years, but she now wants a piece of the action from a movie that's not even out yet!

(Don't ya just love those California girls?)

Oh, by the way, Mr. Douglas said the lawsuit "kind of came out of left field."

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