I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Scientifically, agnosticism makes more sense than strong atheism or theism, where we are certain one way or another.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Teenagers!

When I was a kid my dad used to say; "What the hell is the matter with that kid?"

Then, when my son was growing up I wondered; "What the hell is the matter with him?"

All that changed today when I saw this video and it put everything into "Perspective!"



There is no specific thing wrong with teenagers........nothing that you can put your finger on, or point to and say "there" ..........they are just fucking nuts.

No explanation needed.

No reasons need be given.

No excuses offered!

Just Nuts! (Sorry about the pun!)

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Declaration of War on Raccoons!

A guy in Toronto got the cops on his back, and a fine in his pocket early this morning for killing a raccoon.

Seems the little theif kept getting into his garbage, and he finally dispatched him with a shovel.

The only problem was that this was the daddy raccoon of a family, and the neighbours phoned the cops about 'cruelty to animals."

Listen folks, I had a three month long battle with a group of raccoons a few years ago. Once they get the idea into their heads that there are good eats in your garbage and declare war on you, there is NOTHING on this planet that will keep them out!

<--(Even though they look so cute, they are nasty little beggars.)

I went out and bought raccoon proof garbage pails, which they opened in five seconds.

Then raccoon proof containers to put the raccoon proof garbage cans in!

Slowed them down to fifteen seconds!

Finally in a shed, which they tore the door off...... before tearing apart the raccoon proof container..... that held the raccoon proof garbage cans.

(The only wasy we got them to stop was to keep all the smelly garbage in the house for a month until they forgot about our place!)

I have to admit that I would have killed the leader of the pack as well...... except I didn't have the heart for it!

I tried a few times and even raised the shovel over the racoons head in preparation for the coup de grĂ¢ce, but he just stood there and hissed at me!

The little bastard stared me down!

At least I didn't get a fine from the cops!

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Just for the hell of it!

Just for the hell of it, go to this site and put the pointer on the guys face!

http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/slaan.html

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Forests are a key part of our country!

Dear Readers; Preserving our Forests has been chosen as the theme for Canadian Environment Week, starting June 5th. (Thursday)

By DENISE DEVEAU, For Postmedia News June 1, 2011

Now marking its 40th anniversary, Canadian Environment Week is the time to set aside a few days "for grassroots action to help preserve, protect and restore our environment," according to Mark Johnson, a spokesperson for Environment Canada.

This year's theme is Preserving our Forests, Protecting our Future, which was chosen to reflect the United Nations designation of 2011 as the International Year of Forests. Canadian Environment Week also includes a number of other noteworthy events, such as Clean Air Day and World Oceans Day on June 8 and a weeklong Commuter Challenge. It's a fitting theme, given that Canadians count on our forests to sustain our economy, our environment and over 140,000 plant, microorganism and animal species.

According to Natural Resources Canada, our forests represent 10 per cent of the world's forest cover and 30 per cent of the world's boreal (i.e. northern) forest. Within Canada itself, forests and other wooded land represent 53.8 per cent of the country's total surface area.

As an economic contributor, the forest industry is the main economic driver in nearly 200 Canadian communities and employed 238,200 people in 2009, according to Statistics Canada. Canada also ranks as one of the world's largest exporters of forest products, 70 per cent of which are exported to the United States.

"There are many ways to view our forests," says David Browne, director of conservation, Canadian Wildlife Federation (CWF) in Toronto. "They're very valuable as a store for carbon and play an important role in keeping our world the way we know it. And all those migratory songbirds we love to hear waking up in the morning need forests to survive.

So do insects, plants, small mice up to moose, deer and wolves. Basically forests are a big storehouse for biodiversity."

The commitment to sustaining Canada's forests is widespread and spans people and groups of all ages and experience. Efforts range from projects dedicated to preserving specific sites or species to all-encompassing replanting and education initiatives.

A key project for Toronto-based Earth Rangers, for example, is the protection of the Happy Valley Forest in King Township, about 60 kilometres north of Toronto, in partnership with the Nature Conservancy of Canada.

This 2,850 acre property is home to 110 bird species and amphibians, including the Jefferson salamander, a particular favourite of Earth Ranger's science adviser Scott Tarof.

"The unique thing about this deciduous forest region is that it's within the greater Toronto area and yet is relatively intact," Tarof explains. A concerted effort to keep ATVs out and alert people to proper forest etiquette is helping to stabilize - and even rebuild - certain habitat such as vernal ponds and species.

In B.C., the Ministry of Forests, Lands and Natural Resource Operations in Victoria is currently focused on protecting what's in place, and introducing new species to maintain the right balance to mitigate the effects of global warming.

Chief forester Jim Snetsinger reports that global warming has not only played a role in the mountain pine beetle infestation, it is also changing the ability of existing tree species to survive.

"The mountain pine beetle has been around as long as we've had pine trees," he says. "The problem however, is we don't get the deep colds we used to get to reduce the population. Right now they have affected almost 700 million cubic metres of wood across our land base."

Planet ReLeaf is a nationwide campaign managed by the Jane Goodall Institute's Roots and Shoots program. The idea behind it says Abner Lico, national program director, is to encourage students to understand how positive actions can be connected to animals and the environment. "Forest activities are part of that. You can't do a tree planting or shop locally and not affect the animals or the environment. It's all connected."

Youth-led projects range from local park cleanups to replanting to fundraising.

Whether putting your best foot forward while hiking through the woods, preserving local properties, educating the next generation of environmentalists or planting seedlings, many Canadians are doing their part to preserve our forests and protect the environment.

Read more: http://www.montrealgazette.com/technology/Forests+part+country/4871536/story.html#ixzz1O1zwuKvi

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