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Monday, 2 July 2012

Do midgets have normal sized dicks?


I have to admit that we get some strange mail every once in a while here at Perspective, but the one we got today can go to the front of the line for weirdness.

Sandy J. of Calgary, Alberta, wrote that she was having an argument with her friends about whether midgets and dwarfs have normal sized "members?"

Now, not having done much research on a midgets "Johnson" I sent the Perspective research department on a quest to see what the Internet and medical texts had to say on this subject and we came up with the definitive answer.

That, and a very unusual confession from one of the "Little People" about problems that can be encountered by a person's size.

It seems the sex organs of midgets and dwarfs are about normal in size but this can lead to unforeseen and unfortunate problems.

"Charlie" is only three foot four but due to a quirk of nature has an appendage that is over 9" in length and this has led to a problem that seems to defy a solution.

You see, due to the length and width of "Charlie's" -"Johnson"- an erection causes too much of his total blood supply to rush to his dick and this makes him pass out from lack of oxygen to the brain.

"Charlie" is now in his mid-forties and the poor bastard has never been laid because of this strange and debilitating medical condition.

Every time he gets aroused.... he faints!

We were thinking of doing a benefit for him, but didn't know how to go about it except that hookers are out of the question!

"Sorry Charlie!"

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ALLAN: I never knew that. I know tall skinny guys usually have long johnsons but not very thick. There is a guy here that I hear has a big unit but he is short, skinny and dorky looking so my guess no matter how good his member is he doesnt get much of chance to use it other than the occasional whipping it out in bars to get free beer.
Lori F


ALLAN: Oh yeah? Well I've seen a naked little person (midget is not PC) and his equipment was only "not normal" to the extent that it was proportionate to his size (making it somewhat smaller than it would have been had HE been full sized).
And I can assure you he managed to get sex. Apparently some women find the novelty irresistable.
Regards,
Doyle ( aka the MAN of 6 senses ) C

ALLAN:OMG!
Nellie N.

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