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Thursday, September 20, 2012

I don’t like cats!

Dear Readers;

I don’t like cats!

Oh, I’m not ashamed to admit it.

As a matter of fact, I carry my dislike as a shield against the little S.O.B.’s.

Anyway,I was reading an article about cats and dogs today and found out a few interesting things.

First, the yappy dogs.

Nine out of ten yappy dogs are those little balls of fur that should have a pole in their ass so you can use them as a MOP! (I didn’t say that I liked ALL dogs!)

The tenth is a German Shepherd, and they bark to protect us, so that’s O.K.

THEN, boys and girls, something that will bug the hell out of cat owners!

As you all know, there are smart dogs ............, and then there are dumb dogs!

The five stupidest, dumbest, moronic dogs alive, all act like cats!

CATS!

Kind of gives me a warm glow in the innards.