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Monday, September 24, 2012

Romeo has sex with sofa!

Dear Readers;

I normally try and maintain a certain amount of decorum and professionalism in this publication, but sometimes what we come up with here at the Perspective Research Department makes it hard to keep our standards at a professional level!

We take you now to Northern Saskatchewan, where Gerard P. Streator has been arrested for having sex with a sofa in public.

He has been charged with committing lewd and lascivious behaviour.

The 46-year-old was spotted by a off-duty police officer who was jogging through the neighbourhood.

The officer first noticed an abandoned yellow sofa. He then noticed Streator thrusting back and forward into the sofa’s cushions for sexual gratification.

The officer asked: “What are you doing?”

Streator, perhaps realising that the question was rhetorical, said:“Looking for the remote control,” and then ran away.

The officer, working the caper into his keep-fit regime, gave chase.

He noticed Streator entering an apartment and called the on duty police.

Streator denies the allegation. His wife says her husband had done nothing wrong.

Meanwhile, the sofa was frisked for change, and has been arrested for soliciting…!