Dear Readers;
Since the death of Sun Myung Moon, the cult leader whose convoluted theology included recruiting new members with “Divine Deception” — news reports have recounted the history of his controversial Unification Church.
The passing of the self-proclaimed ‘Messiah’ — who claimed that Jesus, Muhammad, Confucius, Buddha, Martin Luther supported his claim that he was fulfilling the mission Jesus allegedly failed — also brought out some folks who used the opportunity to talk about the failures of his church.
According to a reliable source, the “Perspective Research Department’ has learned, via long, long distance Skype, that the Rev. Moon arrived at the Pearly Gates and was refused admission.
Instead, he was told to by-pass Purgatory and go straight to HELL!
He did not collect $200 either!
Since the death of Sun Myung Moon, the cult leader whose convoluted theology included recruiting new members with “Divine Deception” — news reports have recounted the history of his controversial Unification Church.
The passing of the self-proclaimed ‘Messiah’ — who claimed that Jesus, Muhammad, Confucius, Buddha, Martin Luther supported his claim that he was fulfilling the mission Jesus allegedly failed — also brought out some folks who used the opportunity to talk about the failures of his church.
According to a reliable source, the “Perspective Research Department’ has learned, via long, long distance Skype, that the Rev. Moon arrived at the Pearly Gates and was refused admission.
Instead, he was told to by-pass Purgatory and go straight to HELL!
He did not collect $200 either!
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