Dear Readers;
The Perspective Research Department has once again excelled in their investigative efforts by uncovering this expose’ by Miles Tanzer.
The Presidential debate was already underway in Long Island, when news began trickling in that Mitt underwent intense training …………., on how to sit on a barstool.
(Mitt is, of course, a Mormon, so his experience in bars is limited. Therefore, his bar stool training does make sense—he wouldn’t want to look robotic or unnatural, after all.)
But in all of Mitt’s campaign travels, hasn’t he had to talk to regular people on barstools in a Fuddrucker’s or something? He’s never yet had to drag his loafers through a tiny BBQ shack and order up some ribs on a rickety stool? This also confirms the belief that Mitt Romney has never once eaten at a Momofuku restaurant, which is also kind of surprising.
Woman with Harper ……….., and same woman with Mitt!