According to the Perspective Research Department and the Naked News Staff, Canada is about to get a whole lot bigger…………….!
Petitions signed by hundreds of thousands of Americans seeking permission for their states to peacefully secede from the union and join Canada, have now been filed for all 50 states on the White House website.
The secession petition push began last week on the site’s We The People section after a Slidell, La., man filed a petition on Nov. 7 to allow Louisiana to secede. Residents from other states followed as a protest movement against Obama being re-elected..
As of Wednesday afternoon, North Carolina, Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana and Texas—all states that voted for former Gov. Mitt Romney—as well as Florida each had accumulated more than 25,000 signatures, the threshold needed to trigger an official response from the Obama administration. Collectively, the secession petitions now have more than 700,000 digital signatures.
(Meanwhile, residents of Austin, Texas’ stubbornly liberal stronghold, have petitioned the White House to allow the city to “withdraw from the state of Texas [and] remain part of the United States.”)
When asked for the reason they wanted to leave The States and join Canada, most replied that if they can’t have a Conservative government in America, then they would take the next best thing, and join the P.C.’s in Canada!