<—I always knew that rock stars had “groupies,” but now it seems that Generals in the Armed Forces have their own little fuck friends as well. Not only that, but Wonkette.com had this to say:
Tampa nonsense queen Jill Kelley and her evil twin visited the White House three times this year, an administration official told AP. Obviously, this means President Barack Obama has been boning both of them, in the SitRoom, while eating popcorn and laughing while watching Christopher Stevens die. He did this because he is a murderer, obviously, but also probably to throw people off the scent of his Muslim homosexual marriage.
-A Toronto TTC driver sees a woman getting assaulted on his bus, and chases the assailant down the street for about half a block…………………… now he might get fired for leaving his vehicle!!!!
-Over in Israel, Muslim nut-jobs keep firing missiles into Jewish populated centers, and when Israel retaliates, all the United Nations goons blame the Hebrews!
-Rob Ford is till getting beat up by the lefties…………… they are as bad as the Republicans in the States for vindictiveness and petty bullshit.
-Twinkies have gone the way of the Dodo Bird.
-The demand of dozens of citizens has been denied in the Ecuadorean city of Guayaquil: There will be no jackass running for the legislature. At least 40 people paraded their candidate through the city’s streets to the electoral council offices. Mr. Burro even wore a tie. But officials refused to even let them in the door on Thursday, even though backers had dummied up a mock voter registration card showing the candidate’s photo superimposed on a man wearing a business suit. (Take from this what you will! -Ed.)
-A lawyer for Bobby Brown has entered not guilty pleas to drunken driving and other charges faced by the R&B singer after his arrest last month in Los Angeles. (Does this guy NEVER give up?)
-Scientists have discovered the most distant Galaxy in the Universe, it is well over 13 Billion light years from Earth. B.C.E. has not set any rates yet, but did say that the cost to phone there would be “Astronomical!”
-And finally, for the first time in ten years that I have been living in London, I saw a midget today! I was in line at Tim’s and she went walking by. She was about three and a half feet tall and because she was wearing a hat, so I couldn’t tell if she had a flat head,or not! I’M NOT MAKING THIS UP!
(But I did want to take her home with me!)