Martin Luther King Jr. Day for obvious reasons, and Blue Monday because it’s the coldest day of the year, all the Christmas bills are in, nothing doing until spring……………, and it’s Monday!
Let me make a suggestion here kids.
We should move Martin Luther King Jr. day!
Make it dome time in the summer, when everyone can go out and have a picnic.
As for the February holiday, we could give it to another group that is often ignored and overlooked.
DWARVES!
That’s right folks, if nothing else, we tend to take dwarves for granted, so I propose giving them their own special day to show our appreciation.
Make that day sometime in February…………………….., after all, it is the shortest month!!!!!!