Here is a collection of typical junk mail we get here at


-CONGRATULATIONS!!! Please be informed that your won fund of the sum of US$1,750, now with the payee center. Contact our agent and give them your full names so that they will re-insure your winning fund under your full names. Together with the port where you’re winning car should be shipped to.
-When Ally McFeal shows up in court in her micro-miniskirt and NO panties
-Attn, I am making this contact with you on behalf of my family after satisfactory information i gathered from the Ghana Chamber of Commerce and industries, I worked with the National Petroleum Association Republic of Ghana. I and my immediate family want to relocate and invest over there in your country and it’s to this effect I am contacting you. I have made every arrangement to move my fund out of Africa into your personal account in your country for investment plans.
-Owing to the beginning of the First Quarter of Fiscal year 2013; A Reparation Exercise was enacted by the United States Government / IMF. Your Name / Identity emerged as sole beneficiary of $1,000,000 USD (One Million US Dolars). As you are next in line to receive this disbursement as you have not received your Due Inheritance / Contract payment. We believe that you have dealings, or have dealt with non-officials of this committee in the past. Now to proceed; you will now receive payment of $1,000,000 USD via our SWIFT ATM CARD 0839, this is to reduce risk of money laundering and terrorism sponsor.
-A Member Has Requested to Add you As a New FuckBuddy. Your Information was Not Found In Our Database So You Are Invited To Join Now FOR FREE!
-Good Day: Financial Bank Western Union wish to inform you the United Nation and (ECOWAS) have instructed us to send you the sum of $2,950.000 USD. $5,000 has already been sent to you as first collection, This is the final notice you are going to receive from this office, do you get me? I hope you understand how many times this message has been sent to you.
-When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of Two Million Great Britain Pound Sterling which were derived from his vast estates and investment in capital market with his bank here in UK. Presently, this money is still with the Bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the cancerous problems I am suffering from.
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Now, here’s the point to all this folks!
If I ruled the world there would be a button on your computer that you could push every time you got one of these things, and whoever sent this junk mail could watch as their computer melted into a puddle on the floor…………………, OR, if you’re the adventurous sort, it would blow up their machine.
Your ‘dastardly’ reporter
Allan W Janssen