They say the folks out West are weird, and with a story like this, I believe them!

(It was sent in to the Naked News Department last night!)


By Andy Wells
MOST break-ins are a pretty standard – albeit nasty – affair.
But one guy had the shock of his life in a series of bizarre events that started when a naked man leaped off  his roof onto him.
After hearing a loud noise outside his home, the unnamed resident said he saw 21-year-old Gregory Matthew Bruni running around naked on his roof before jumping onto him and knocking him down.
Bruni is then alleged to have run inside the house, pulled off a TV from its stand onto the floor and then dumped the contents of a vacuum cleaner onto the floor.
But the weirdness didn’t end there.
The alleged intruder is then said to have fell to the floor after the resident’s wife fired three warning shots from her gun
He then apparently pleasured himself on the floor before running into the son’s bedroom and rubbing clothes on his face.
Bruni was subdued in the face of a shotgun and police said that he tried to flee before they ended up tasering him.
He was reportedly talking but not making any sense and taken to hospital.
Doctors have so far failed to discover what substance - if any – the suspect was on during the incident.
Bruni has been charged with two counts of Criminal Mischief, Battery, Occupied Burglary and resisting without violence.