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Friday, May 17, 2013

Rob Ford is in the clear!

Well folks, as usual, the Perspective Research Department, and the Naked News staff, have done a little digging, and we got to the bottom of all this Rob Ford and crack cocaine stuff.
YES, it appears that Rob Ford did smoke some crack cocaine, just like it showed in the video, but apparently it was all on doctors orders, according to the Mayor!
Mr Ford said that his physician was getting really worried about the extra weight he is carrying around, and suggested he do one of three things. He could either get his stomach stapled, smoke crack, or do some speed. 
Not wanting to undergo surgery, he naturally chose the chemical way to loose weight.  The mayor said he didn't know any people who used speed, but had lots of friends who did cocaine, so the decision wasn't all that hard!
The only problem now is that nobody wants to be around him anymore since he won't shut-up!