Here’s another reason I don’t like cats!
It’s not unusual for a cat to get a hairball…………….., but a 400-pound tiger needed help from veterinary surgeons when he couldn’t hack up a basketball-size hairball by himself.
The 17-year-old tiger named Ty underwent the procedure Wednesday at a veterinary center in the Tampa Bay area community of Clearwater. Doctors said in a statement that they safely removed the 4-pound obstruction from Ty’s stomach.
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Health Canada is allowing gay and bisexual men to donate blood, but only if they haven’t had sex with another man for at least five years.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA FOLKS!
First of all, gay men are the worst SLUTS in the whole wide world, it’s easy to lie about how long they have been celibate
A major percentage of the gay community is unbelievably promiscuous
kids, and this makes them susceptible to all sorts of nasty things that
can make your dick leak and / or fall off!
Two thing here!
First of all, don’t tell me it’s not true because men in general are so ‘fuck-nuts’ that guys have things like ‘bath houses!” All males are naturally horny and on the prowl, the thing that keeps us straight guys somewhat in- line is that the ladies are a little more discriminating than we are. (It’s like that old saying, “Why does a dog lick its balls ………………….because it can!” – Same can be said about the Gays!)
Second, I heard a gay guy whining that preventing them from donating blood is “DISCRIMINATION!” God-damned right it is, and if ya want to know why…………… have a look at the first reason!!!!!
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We have a woman who never made it to work yesterday morning. To make matters worse, she got robbed after she died!
(Bloody CCT cameras are everywhere folks!)
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As usual, your naive and innocent reporter thinks his town of London, Ontario is a nice, quiet, safe place.
That might be because I live in one of the small surrounding communities where nothing much ever happens, and most of us don’t go anywhere after supper!
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2013/05/21/20838836.html
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AND…………………….!
A London woman has also made headlines after going public with her decision to quit her job because she’s TOO attractive.
Laura Fernee said her most recent job was in medical research, which she started in 2011. (Fernee has a PhD in science and started in the workforce in 2008.)
“The truth is my good looks have caused massive problems for me when it comes to employment, so I’ve made the decision that employment just isn’t for me at the moment,” the 33-year-old told the paper.
Fernee says despite her qualifications, she was “constantly” being asked out or being given gifts by colleagues.
“Even when I was in a laboratory in scrubs with no makeup they still came on to me because of my natural attractiveness.”
Because she’s not working, Fernee’s parents are covering her expenses
including rent, gym membership and more than $2,300 a month in designer
clothes.
(Anyone ever heard of the term …………….., HIGH MAINTENANCE!”)
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TROIS-RIVIERES, Que. — A newspaper deliverywoman was somehow run over three times by her own car during a botched parking job Wednesday morning.
It happened in Trois-Rivieres, Que., about halfway between Montreal and Quebec City, her newspaper said on its website.
The woman confused “park” and “reverse” on her gear shifter prior to exiting the car, according to Le Nouvelliste newspaper.
The door struck her and she fell to the ground, where the car passed over her leg.
She twice managed to get up and try to grab the wheel but tumbled both times, with the car running over her leg a second and third time.
The deliverywoman finally gave up and limped to a nearby house to call for help.
All the while, her driverless car continued to circle in reverse.
Police officers arrived and managed to stop the out-of control car.
The woman was taken to hospital with severe leg injuries.
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AND FINALLY!
A pair of donkeys will be put down after they chased down a pensioner on his motor scooter, dragged him off and killed him.
Sandor Horvath, 65, a retired firefighter, was visiting a pal’s farm last week when he was attacked by killer donkeys Muki and Szamoca.
The animals bit and trampled him to death after dragging him about 50 metres, according to Horsetalk.co.nz.
(And P.E.T.A. didn’t say a word!)
It’s not unusual for a cat to get a hairball…………….., but a 400-pound tiger needed help from veterinary surgeons when he couldn’t hack up a basketball-size hairball by himself.
The 17-year-old tiger named Ty underwent the procedure Wednesday at a veterinary center in the Tampa Bay area community of Clearwater. Doctors said in a statement that they safely removed the 4-pound obstruction from Ty’s stomach.
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Health Canada is allowing gay and bisexual men to donate blood, but only if they haven’t had sex with another man for at least five years.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA FOLKS!
First of all, gay men are the worst SLUTS in the whole wide world, it’s easy to lie about how long they have been celibate
A major percentage of the gay community is unbelievably promiscuous
kids, and this makes them susceptible to all sorts of nasty things that
can make your dick leak and / or fall off!Two thing here!
First of all, don’t tell me it’s not true because men in general are so ‘fuck-nuts’ that guys have things like ‘bath houses!” All males are naturally horny and on the prowl, the thing that keeps us straight guys somewhat in- line is that the ladies are a little more discriminating than we are. (It’s like that old saying, “Why does a dog lick its balls ………………….because it can!” – Same can be said about the Gays!)
Second, I heard a gay guy whining that preventing them from donating blood is “DISCRIMINATION!” God-damned right it is, and if ya want to know why…………… have a look at the first reason!!!!!
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We have a woman who never made it to work yesterday morning. To make matters worse, she got robbed after she died!
Toronto Police believe they know the identity of a
female who stole a dead woman’s purse at a subway station during
Wednesday morning’s rush-hour.
Police investigating the theft at College Station have a suspect “identified but not confirmed yet,” Det. Chu Chang said.
“But we believe we have some pretty good leads, we know where she resides and who she is.”
Toronto Police released this image of a suspect wanted in connection with the theft of a purse from a dead woman at a subway station.
Police investigating the theft at College Station have a suspect “identified but not confirmed yet,” Det. Chu Chang said.
“But we believe we have some pretty good leads, we know where she resides and who she is.”
Toronto Police released this image of a suspect wanted in connection with the theft of a purse from a dead woman at a subway station.
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As usual, your naive and innocent reporter thinks his town of London, Ontario is a nice, quiet, safe place.
That might be because I live in one of the small surrounding communities where nothing much ever happens, and most of us don’t go anywhere after supper!
LONDON, Ont. — A sex offender who terrorized a London
woman after breaking into her townhouse is on the loose again, police
said.
Repeat offender Kenneth Froude, 45, who serving a 19-month sentence for criminal harassment and breach of his supervision, has escaped from the halfway house at the Collins Bay Institution in Kingston, Ont., said Const. Brett Anderson said.
In June 2004, Froude was convicted of sexually assaulting a London woman who woke up in her bedroom to find him straddling her with a knife in his hand.
This isn’t the first time Froude has disappeared. A year ago, police issued a release asking for help finding him.
Froude is known to frequent the London area, as well as Kingston, Iroquois Falls, Timmins and the Greater Toronto Area.
He’s 5-11 and 150 pounds with brown eyes and greying hair.
Anyone with information about Froude is asked to contact police at 1-866-870-7673 or Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-8477.
Repeat offender Kenneth Froude, 45, who serving a 19-month sentence for criminal harassment and breach of his supervision, has escaped from the halfway house at the Collins Bay Institution in Kingston, Ont., said Const. Brett Anderson said.
In June 2004, Froude was convicted of sexually assaulting a London woman who woke up in her bedroom to find him straddling her with a knife in his hand.
This isn’t the first time Froude has disappeared. A year ago, police issued a release asking for help finding him.
Froude is known to frequent the London area, as well as Kingston, Iroquois Falls, Timmins and the Greater Toronto Area.
He’s 5-11 and 150 pounds with brown eyes and greying hair.
Anyone with information about Froude is asked to contact police at 1-866-870-7673 or Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-8477.
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AND…………………….!
A London woman has also made headlines after going public with her decision to quit her job because she’s TOO attractive.
Laura Fernee said her most recent job was in medical research, which she started in 2011. (Fernee has a PhD in science and started in the workforce in 2008.)
“The truth is my good looks have caused massive problems for me when it comes to employment, so I’ve made the decision that employment just isn’t for me at the moment,” the 33-year-old told the paper.
Fernee says despite her qualifications, she was “constantly” being asked out or being given gifts by colleagues.
“Even when I was in a laboratory in scrubs with no makeup they still came on to me because of my natural attractiveness.”
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(Anyone ever heard of the term …………….., HIGH MAINTENANCE!”)
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TROIS-RIVIERES, Que. — A newspaper deliverywoman was somehow run over three times by her own car during a botched parking job Wednesday morning.
It happened in Trois-Rivieres, Que., about halfway between Montreal and Quebec City, her newspaper said on its website.
The woman confused “park” and “reverse” on her gear shifter prior to exiting the car, according to Le Nouvelliste newspaper.
The door struck her and she fell to the ground, where the car passed over her leg.
She twice managed to get up and try to grab the wheel but tumbled both times, with the car running over her leg a second and third time.
The deliverywoman finally gave up and limped to a nearby house to call for help.
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Police officers arrived and managed to stop the out-of control car.
The woman was taken to hospital with severe leg injuries.
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AND FINALLY!
A pair of donkeys will be put down after they chased down a pensioner on his motor scooter, dragged him off and killed him.
Sandor Horvath, 65, a retired firefighter, was visiting a pal’s farm last week when he was attacked by killer donkeys Muki and Szamoca.
The animals bit and trampled him to death after dragging him about 50 metres, according to Horsetalk.co.nz.
(And P.E.T.A. didn’t say a word!)
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