The company that went bankrupt after an acrimonious fight with its unionized workers last year is back up and running under new owners and a leaner structure. It says it plans to have Twinkies and other snack cakes back on shelves starting July 15.
Based on the outpouring of nostalgia sparked by its demise, Hostess is expecting a blockbuster return next month for Twinkies and other sugary treats, such as CupCakes and Donettes. The company says the cakes will taste the same but that the boxes will now bear the tag line “The Sweetest Comeback In The History Of Ever.”
“A lot of impostor products have come to the market while Hostess has been off the shelves,” says Daren Metropoulos, a principal of the investment firm Metropoulos & Co., which teamed up with Apollo Global Management to buy a variety of Hostess snacks.
CALGARY HAS A NEW “LOGO” that is being put on all letterheads and city stationary!

Word out of Hollywood this morning is that Don Drapper’s second cousin on his mother’s side was arrested for a suspected D.U.I. last night!
Stay tuned for more on this fast breaking story, folks!
On another note from Tinseltown…….!
Amanda Bynes Had Her Implants Removed. “I got my breast implants removed,” Bynes confirmed via email to Radar. “They were uncomfortable… I prefer them out.”

BUT! To make up for the smaller tits, she is getting a nose job so that the old schnoz stays in proportion.
Meanwhile, Farrah Abraham had implants put in!

On a similar, but slightly different note: Your humble reporter has to admit that I noticed my “junk” has gotten smaller over the years.
I don’t know if it’s because of age, or lack of use, but I decided to finally get some of that “enlargement” cream they are always advertising here in the Internet!
Son of a bitch if it didn’t work!
Matter of fact, the more I rubbed it in, the bigger my junk got!

The Biebs was at a party over the weekend…………………… do ya think he looks high?