Back in 2011, the Cincinnati Enquirer reported that a man had been arrested in a very bizarre case. He had been caught publicly engaging in “sexual activity” with a pink inflatable pool toy .
The Smoking Gun carried further details about the man, Edwin Charles Tobergata, then 32. Apparently, his neighbor had caught him in the alley behind their house, his pants around his ankles, having at the pool raft, which belonged to the neighbor. The cops were called. Tobergata was arrested. He told police that he had a problem and needed help. His mother told them that he had a history of mental instability and abuses his prescription medication.
Fast forward two years.
Now we have  news that Edwin Charles Tobergata has been arrested, again. He stepped out his back door naked, and started having “sexual relations with a rubber pool float”, again. There have been some reports that it was the same float. But this one was orange.
A neighbor, Theresa Teague, said her 10-year-old daughter was enjoying her new backyard pool when she ran back in the house and told her mother, “Edwin was doing something weird out there.”
Tobergata was caught having sex with the inflatable pool toy that the neighbors had put out to the trash.
“He was yelling, ‘Please forgive me. I won’t do it again. Don’t call the police,’ ” as he ran back into his house, Teague said.
The little girl is now afraid to play in her own back yard. Her family is thinking about entering her into a counseling program to help her with the problem.
These two incidents are not Tobergata’s only brushes with the law for indecent exposure and sexual activity. In 2008 he had been arrested for felony public indecency. Before that, in 2006, he had been charged with public indecency, and while in jail had exposed himself to a guard.
Neighbors familiar with his condition say he needs help, probably medication, not jail.
Either that, or his very own personal rubber ducky!
http://www.webpronews.com/man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-pool-raft-again-2013-07
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STOP THE PRESSES: Taylor Swift and Britney Spears have both been spotted spending casual time in an  identical looking frock!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This channel is meant to keep Fido as happy as a clam all day long.
The programming will consist of clips that average three to five minutes long and feature landscapes, other dogs running, and what is termed “exposure content.”
imagesCA482DD2_2That means scenes meant to help the pooch’s be more comfortable and familiar with cars, bad weather, and loud noises like fireworks.
USA Today reports the CEO of DogTV said “as we work harder and both household members usually go out to work, dogs spend a lot more time at home. They’re very lonely, they’re bored, they suffer from separation-anxiety often and people look for solutions.”
The DirectTV channel has even adjusted to dogs being color-blind by adjusting the color of the clips to make them easier for the animals to see.
It took four years to complete the channel with two years of work going into finding out what dogs like to watch included.
DogTV will debut on August 1 and will set you back $4.99 per month.
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Canadian nudists were part of an attempt to set the record for the world’s largest skinny-dip on Saturday.
74416-Royalty-Free-RF-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Pleasantly-Plump-Woman-Covering-Her-Nude-BodyMembers of four naturist clubs, in B.C., Sask. and Ont., participated in the North American “Wearing zip, let’s skinny-dip” event organized by the American Association for Nude Recreation and the Naturist Society.
Participants were to bare all at clubs, beaches, rivers, lakes, pools and backyards at 1:00 “Local Nudist Time.” To be counted, all participants had to be completely nude during the swim – and prove it with a photo, so judges could verify the record.
The Canadian groups were four of nearly 100 clubs in North America that signed up to take part, according to the official list on the AANR website.
The current Guinness World Record for the “largest number of people simultaneously in the water without swimsuits” is said to be 14,288, set in 2010.
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Protesters ran through Los Angeles streets last night, breaking windows, attacking people on sidewalks and at one point looting a Wal-Mart store, while others blocked a major freeway in the San Francisco Bay Area in the third night of demonstrations in California over George Zimmerman‘s Florida acquittal in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin.
It’s no wonder African-American’s favourite TV program is “The Price is Right,” looting seems to be the main hobby of the black community when they don’t like something! (Please don’t send letters, ya know I’m right!)
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It’s your worst nightmare come true, folks!
It’s scary. It’s gross. And it ought to reinforce the habit of, you know, taking a second to scan the toilet bowl before you sit upon it.
At least that’s what a 35-year-old man is probably wishing he did after getting bitten on the penis by a snake that allegedly slithered out of a toilet at his parent’s home in northern Israel.
The Times of Israel quotes a report from Israel’s Channel 10: “While sitting on the john, he was rudely and painfully interrupted when a snake appeared and bit his penis. The victim ‘ran from the room in horror’ and went to Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center for treatment.”
The man, whom Israeli media have not identified, told paramedics at the scene Friday night that while in the bathroom, he suddenly felt “a sharp burning sensation on his penis,” Ynet reports.
One of the paramedics told Ynet that despite the location of the bite, the man stayed calm and “even had a laugh with the medical crew at his own expense.”
“This is the first time I’ve seen a snake bite like this,” the paramedic said. “Luckily…all the tests seem to be fine and the man is feeling well.”
Doctors at Rambam Medical Center in Haifa determined the snake was not venomous.
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dynamic_resizeA suspected Mafia hitman and an associate killed in Vaughan, Ont., late last week died of “multiple gunshot wounds,” York Regional Police have confirmed.
It was around 1 a.m. Friday that police found 41-year-old Salvatory “Sam” Calautti slumped behind the wheel of his black BMW outside Terrace Banquet Hall, shot in the head.
James Tusek, 30 — believed to be a long-time associate of Calautti — was found beside the car. He was shot in the stomach and chest and died of his injuries after being rushed to hospital.
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BRIDGEWATER, N.S. — A Canadian soldier vows to hang up her boots if her superiors don’t relent and give her time to complete a charity walk.
Tank driver Cpl. Kate McEachern, stationed at CFB Gagetown, walked about 400 kms from Gagetown, N.B., to Antigonish, N.S., last year in full gear, which raised $20,000 for the group Military Minds, a charity for post-traumatic stress.
Then-defence minister Peter MacKay walked the final kilometre with her, and lauded her leadership.
But, this year her base commanders told her she couldn’t take the time off and the trek costs too much.
MacKay said he was also surprised by the decision and is demanding answers from National Defence and the base commander.
Tank driver Corporal Kate McEachern is pictured in a handout photo from her Facebook page. McEachern is vowing to hang up her boots if her superiors don’t relent and give her time to complete a charity walk. (Facebook/QMI Agency)
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