Dear Readers:
I won’t bother getting into all the sordid details, but the Indians, and most of the left wing shit-disturbers, are all up in arms about Johnny Depp’s portrayal of an Apache!
(Personally, I would be more upset about the historical accuracy of some guy in a white hat and a MASK! But what do I know?)
And to top it all off………………….., even though it’s a different kettle of fish, Johnny Depp has admitted he is Honey Boo Boo’s biggest fan!
The Lone Ranger actor, 50, admitted his guilty pleasure is watching the TLC reality series, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
Benny Hinn is now being referred to as the “Whore of Babylon!” Good for Benny!
Anna Chapman, the Russian spy deported in 2010 by the U.S. (with nine others) in exchange for four Russians with Western sympathies, took to Twitter to offer her heart to her one true love — Edward Snowden.
Her tweet was passionately Slavic: “Snowden, will you marry me?!”
Note the use of not only the polite question mark, but the exclamation point of utter excitement.
Perhaps she took one look at the former male-model-turned-whistleblower and decided that she saw a kindred spirit in those weary, fearful eyes.
On her return to Russia, Chapman became a model herself, as well as a TV personality and avowed Putin supporter.
Therein lies a potential problem for Snowden, should he succumb to her advances.
A marriage to a Russian would surely smooth his path toward local citizenship — he is still, allegedly, in a nice airport hotel in Moscow.
However, the citizenship would be Russian citizenship. He would then be at the even greater mercy of those who would wish to peek into his laptops and USB sticks.
Surely some comely activist from, say, Iceland might come forward to offer her commitment.
In that country, there is already a movement to grant Snowden citizenship. His haven there would surely be more heavenly.
How could Iceland’s parliament refuse, should true love blossom between a public-spirited Icelander and a man with “snow” in his name?
In a 2011 November Playboy interview, Kaley Cuoco revealed she is not shy when it comes to guys:
“From what I’ve been told and what I’ve observed, men seem to be intimidated by me.
So I have to take the reins. I’m…the boldest person ever — so I’ll go up to anybody and say, ‘You’re absolutely friggin’ adorable. Let’s go out.’
They usually look at me with giant scared Ren and Stimpy eyes.
But what’s the worst that can happen if I ask them?
I have to be honest; I don’t think they’re going to say no.”
I was channel surfing last night and came upon that movie “snakes on a plane!”
Guess what folks?
It was exactly like I thought it would be!!!!!!
In the tree minutes I watched, about 15 to 20 people got bitten in the face by various snakes! (One guy got it right in the eye!)
Donna-Sherry Pinchuk lost her appeal to keep her potbellied pig in a hearing at City Hall Thursday, July 4, 2013. (JOYANNE PURSAGA/Winnipeg Sun)
WINNIPEG – Tiffany wags her tail like a dog, purrs like a cat and cuddles with her owners to watch movies.
But she won’t be kept as a pet in Winnipeg anymore, where the mini pot-bellied pig isn’t allowed under either the city’s current or proposed pet ownership bylaw.
Owner Donna-Sherry Pinchuk lost her appeal Thursday of city’s order against her “harbouring” the animal.
“We’re going to miss her,” Pinchuk said, her eyes watering. “I think with these emerging new species, we’ve got to start opening (the bylaw) up. Cats and dogs are fantastic but they’re not for everybody.”
Tiffany has been moved to a farm outside the city, where her former owner will be able to visit the 70-pound animal.
It was one of three appeals from pet owners Thursday, just as a stricter pet bylaw went up for debate.
AND FINALLY: As a public service, the Perspective Research Department  presents………………………….,        5 things to do this weekend in Saskatoon!