Unfortunately, what she has to repay is a drop in the bucket compared to what she owes!!!!!
According to the Globe and Mail, the bill for the audit — which took Deloitte six months to complete — is pegged at a whopping $126,998.
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imagesCAD92NMSSpeaking of Pamela Wallin ……………., we can’t confirm the story yet, but rumour has it that Pamella Wallin is fed-up with all the bullshit going on in politics, and has taken a job offer with CBC television!
No details are available yet, but it appears to be some sort of a daily interview program similar to what she has done in the past.
The only possible impediment to the deal is the CBC’s insistence that she lose 50 pounds!
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Meow?
The Perspective Research Department and the Naked News staff ran across this survey by online dating service www.match.com
Dog lovers tended to date a little bit more like dogs and cat lovers dated a little bit more like cats, according to the survey.

,The dog (lovers) were a lot more willing to spend money on a first date and were a lot more willing to have a one-night stand, so a little more eager and enthusiastic. Whereas cat lovers were a little bit more aloof in their relationships.
The survey also found the following:
  • 50 per cent of cat lovers are more likely to date someone more than 10 years younger than them
  • Cat lovers tend to spend between $5 to $20 on a first date, while dog lovers will spend between $40 to $50
  • Canadians who loves dogs are more likely to have dated a friend compared to cat lovers
  • 57 per cent of Canadians who don’t like animals will marry someone without living with them first
  • 53 per cent of Canadians who don’t like animals don’t drink alcohol on the first date
Researchers were most surprised to learn that dog lovers were the most likely to have a one-night stand.
Read more: http://canadaam.ctvnews.ca/dating-going-to-the-dogs-survey-says-pet-preferences-are-window-into-our-love-choices-1.1411947#ixzz2c314ctFI
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Adrian Lee, The Canadian Press

After weeks of voting and much pondering by a panel of judges, Tim Hortons’ “Duelling Donuts” contest has come down to the final face-off.
The Oreo Borealis — a reinvention of the classic Nabisco cookie — will take on the Tortoise Torte, a chocolate-caramel-pecan confection, for the $10,000 grand prize. Tim Hortons spokesperson also said it was “expected” that the winner would have their doughnut recreated in stores nationwide.
image(The Oreo Borealis is the creation of Jason Flannery, who lives right here in London, Ont.; the Tortoise Torte was dreamed up by Toronto’s Andrew Shepherd. -Ed.)
Canadians submitted some 63,000 entries, which were whittled down to eight doughnuts in July with the help of a panel of judges that included “Beverly Hills, 90210″ actor Jason Priestley.
The contest was dreamed up after Priestley appeared in an episode of the sitcom “How I Met Your Mother” last February, which riffed on the idea that Canadians were defined by their double-doubles and Dutchies. In a fake documentary, the Los Angeles-based actor claimed he had invented “The Priestley,” a Frankenstein-esque merger of a strawberry-vanilla doughnut with a chocolate Timbit nestled inside.
Tim Hortons then created a batch of the fictional pastry, and asked Canada to bring their own doughnut dreams to life from any combination of ingredients in their pantries.
Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/ontario-men-to-face-off-in-tim-hortons-duelling-donuts-contest-1.1411788#ixzz2c343EFBO
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A woman in New Zealand managed to drive — and even send her friends text messages — for hours while asleep, according to a story in the New Zealand Herald. Miraculously, she did not get into an accident.

According to News 3 New Zealand, the unnamed woman, who reportedly suffers from a sleep condition and was taking sleeping pills at the time, got behind the wheel and drove around New Zealand all night.
The sleep-driver reportedly left her house in Hamilton, headed to Auckland and then to her former home in Mount Maunganui on the coast late on Tuesday night, driving for a total of five hours and about 190 miles.
d679e296-e4ad-4832-a1de-c846bd558cdb_55811491-1As she sleep-drove, she texted her friends, who believed she sent them while half asleep, says New Zealand’s News 3.
Police say that although the woman was texting during her drive, she was unconscious the entire time and has no memory of the nighttime ride.
Law enforcement began tracking the woman’s movement through her cell phone after receiving a call from a concerned friend, but weren’t able to find her as she kept driving.
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Eh?
By Alexandra Leon

A South Florida man is being held on $15,000 bond after biting off a chunk of a friend’s ear and trying to preserve it in coffee creamer, officials said.
kenneth+thompsonThe altercation began when 26-year-old Kenneth Thompson came back to the Port St. Lucie house where he lives with his female roommate, according to an arrest affidavit.
The unidentified roommate told officials that Thompson came home drunk at 5:30 p.m. Sunday while she was home with a male friend, the release said. Thompson started smoking in the house, and when she asked him to stop, he started screaming at her and the friend, saying he had gone through her phone and knew about the restraining order she was going to file against him, officials said.
He then began shouting that he was going to shoot himself in the head and began punching the unidentified male friend, the release said. The scuffle made its way outside the house, while the roommate left in fear that Thompson would retaliate against her for calling police, according to officials.
Thompson later told officials it was only a “small piece” of ear, the release said. He also said that he went back inside and placed the chunk in a cup of coffee that was in the fridge because it had creamer in it, and he had heard that when someone loses a tooth, it should be placed in creamer, police said.
He said he attacked the other man, who he said was his best friend, because the man was “trying to get into [the roommate's] pants,” the release said. He said the roommate was his girlfriend, but she had told investigators that Thompson acted like the two were married, but they weren’t even dating.
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/Man-Who-Bit-Off-Chunk-of-Friends-Ear-Tried-to-Preserve-it-in-Coffee-Creamer-Cops-219587591.html
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Your inquiring reporter went into a new Target store yesterday to check it out, and found it was no Walmart!!!!
untitledIt was just a new version of the old K-MART stores.
The only thing  missing is the “blue light” specials!
Plus, the Perspective Research Department has learned that Target is also going to partner with Metro stores for groceries and stuff.
This somehow makes sense since we used to have an A & P store here in my neighbourhood, and they changed it to ‘Metro’ …………;which is about the same as finding out your ‘Sears’ store has become a ‘K-Mart!’
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resizeRumours that U.S. First Lady Michelle Obama is releasing a hip hop album were confirmed as true this week, but the mother, activist and accomplished lawyer has no intentions of leaving her post in politics to enter the rap game.
(Thank God)
Called Songs for a Healthier America, the hip hop record in question is actually being produced by Obama as part of the White House’s “Let’s Move!” program for children in conjunction with an independent organization called Partnership for a Healthier America .
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