Dear Readers:
After giving the mail I have been receiving lately a lot of thought, I have come to the conclusion that I am neither a bigot, nor a racist!
Oh, I admit that I am getting sick and tired of:
-Indians on the warpath.
-Christians telling me the world is only 6000 years old.
-Muslims blowing stuff up.
-Gays getting in my face, and whining all the time.
-Blacks pretending they are “gangsta” rappers, and dressing funny.
-Immigrants wanting to know what their “rights” are, instead of learning about their “obligations!”
AND, last, but not least:
-People from Idaho!
Your dauntless reporter:
Allan W Janssen
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Well folks, we heard it again today! “Gays total about about 10-12% of the population!”
LIES AND DAMNED LIES!
This is a myth perpetrated by the gay community to make themselves appear more mainstream than they really are.
In actual fact the percentage of the population that is gay hovers around 2-3% ……………………, which I found out is also the number of real redheads in the general population.
(That’s right, boys and girls, for every 100 people in North America, (NOT Ireland or Scotland) there will be two or three “Gingers” and two or three “gays!”
SO!
The next time you start to think that gays are everywhere, according
to what you see on TV and in the movies, take a look around and see if
they outnumber the “redheads.” [And we mean REAL redheads kids, not
the dyed kind!"]
OR EVEN BETTER, SEE IF YOU CAN FIND A REDHEADED GAY!
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When Jerry Moon’s relatives opened his casket during his funeral for a final look at their loved one, they were horrified to find the corpse of a stranger with a plastic bag over his head.
The body of a 97-year-old man who died in hospice care had somehow been mixed up with Moon’s body, dressed in Moon’s clothes, and placed in the casket, KIRO reports.
(Now here comes the kicker kids!!!!!!)
One of the 72-year-old Washington state man’s sons says the funeral home told him his father had been cremated by accident—”and my father was terrified of being cremated.”
Hospice officials say they believe the mix-up happened after they sent the body to a mortuary.
(Fortunately, being cremated didn’t affect Jerry one way or the other, he was already dead, but it sure didn’t do much for his relatives! -Ed.)
Read more: http://www.wyldfm.com/articles/weird-news-104673/grieving-relatives-find-stranger-in-casket-11762796/#ixzz2iYxHSoUa
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Copy machines can be found in every office, and most of us take them for granted. But 75 years ago, the technology that underpins the modern photocopier was used for the first time in a small apartment in Queens.
Inventor Chester Carlson used static electricity created with a handkerchief, light and dry powder to make the first copy on Oct. 22, 1938.
Copy machines can be found in every office, and most of us take them for granted. But 75 years ago, the technology that underpins the modern photocopier was used for the first time in a small apartment in Queens.
Inventor Chester Carlson used static electricity created with a handkerchief, light and dry powder to make the first copy on Oct. 22, 1938.
Copy machines can be found in every office, and most of us take them for granted. But 75 years ago, the technology that underpins the modern photocopier was used for the first time in a small apartment in Queens.
Inventor Chester Carlson used static electricity created with a handkerchief, light and dry powder to make the first copy on Oct. 22, 1938.
The first commercial model, the Xerox 914, was bulky and cumbersome. It weighed nearly 650 pounds. It was the size of about two washing machines and was prone to spontaneous combustion.
But even literally going up in flames wasn’t enough to kill the product. In fact, it was in high demand.
“There was a distinct need for simple copying like this, and it just took off,” says Ray Brewer, historical archivist for Xerox Corp. “We sold thousands of these machines, and the demand was such that we were manufacturing them in large quantities.”
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Jesus and Mo.
After giving the mail I have been receiving lately a lot of thought, I have come to the conclusion that I am neither a bigot, nor a racist!
Oh, I admit that I am getting sick and tired of:
-Indians on the warpath.
-Christians telling me the world is only 6000 years old.
-Muslims blowing stuff up.
-Gays getting in my face, and whining all the time.
-Blacks pretending they are “gangsta” rappers, and dressing funny.
-Immigrants wanting to know what their “rights” are, instead of learning about their “obligations!”
AND, last, but not least:
-People from Idaho!
Your dauntless reporter:
Allan W Janssen
——————————————————-
Well folks, we heard it again today! “Gays total about about 10-12% of the population!”
LIES AND DAMNED LIES!
This is a myth perpetrated by the gay community to make themselves appear more mainstream than they really are.
In actual fact the percentage of the population that is gay hovers around 2-3% ……………………, which I found out is also the number of real redheads in the general population.
(That’s right, boys and girls, for every 100 people in North America, (NOT Ireland or Scotland) there will be two or three “Gingers” and two or three “gays!”
SO!
The next time you start to think that gays are everywhere, according
to what you see on TV and in the movies, take a look around and see if
they outnumber the “redheads.” [And we mean REAL redheads kids, not
the dyed kind!"]OR EVEN BETTER, SEE IF YOU CAN FIND A REDHEADED GAY!
————————————————-
When Jerry Moon’s relatives opened his casket during his funeral for a final look at their loved one, they were horrified to find the corpse of a stranger with a plastic bag over his head.
The body of a 97-year-old man who died in hospice care had somehow been mixed up with Moon’s body, dressed in Moon’s clothes, and placed in the casket, KIRO reports.
(Now here comes the kicker kids!!!!!!)
One of the 72-year-old Washington state man’s sons says the funeral home told him his father had been cremated by accident—”and my father was terrified of being cremated.”
Hospice officials say they believe the mix-up happened after they sent the body to a mortuary.(Fortunately, being cremated didn’t affect Jerry one way or the other, he was already dead, but it sure didn’t do much for his relatives! -Ed.)
Read more: http://www.wyldfm.com/articles/weird-news-104673/grieving-relatives-find-stranger-in-casket-11762796/#ixzz2iYxHSoUa
—————————————————-
Copy machines can be found in every office, and most of us take them for granted. But 75 years ago, the technology that underpins the modern photocopier was used for the first time in a small apartment in Queens.
Inventor Chester Carlson used static electricity created with a handkerchief, light and dry powder to make the first copy on Oct. 22, 1938.
Copy machines can be found in every office, and most of us take them for granted. But 75 years ago, the technology that underpins the modern photocopier was used for the first time in a small apartment in Queens.
Inventor Chester Carlson used static electricity created with a handkerchief, light and dry powder to make the first copy on Oct. 22, 1938.
Copy machines can be found in every office, and most of us take them for granted. But 75 years ago, the technology that underpins the modern photocopier was used for the first time in a small apartment in Queens.
Inventor Chester Carlson used static electricity created with a handkerchief, light and dry powder to make the first copy on Oct. 22, 1938.
The first commercial model, the Xerox 914, was bulky and cumbersome. It weighed nearly 650 pounds. It was the size of about two washing machines and was prone to spontaneous combustion.
But even literally going up in flames wasn’t enough to kill the product. In fact, it was in high demand.
“There was a distinct need for simple copying like this, and it just took off,” says Ray Brewer, historical archivist for Xerox Corp. “We sold thousands of these machines, and the demand was such that we were manufacturing them in large quantities.”
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Jesus and Mo.
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