Well folks, they did it!
They shut down the United States.
All border points are closed this morning and there is no traffic into, around, or out of the United States of America.
All the lights in the major cities went out a precisely midnight last night, and today they are ghost towns that look like a scene from a zombie apocalypse movie!
No word yet on what happens next since all TV and radio stations are
silent ……………., but the Perspective Research Department, along with the
Naked News Staff, will endeavour to keep you informed.
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News from the Ukrainian city of Zaporozhye today:
A woman was killed and her boyfriend’s legs cut off when they were hit by a train while having sex on a railway line.
Police said the pair had embarked on their early morning romp after a night out boozing.
The woman, who was in her 30s, was pronounced dead at the scene while
her 41-year-old lover was taken to hospital with both legs severed.
They had been on their way home from a party at a friend’s house when they hit by amorous, and fatal, desires.
An official said: “The man told police they had failed to overcome their natural passion when walking home… and wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks.”
To make matter worse, officers are considering charging the man for trespassing on the track.
Check out all the latest News, Sport & Celeb gossip at Mirror.co.uk http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-having-sex-railway-tracks-2323644#ixzz2gTfMPyHb
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TORONTO – A group of notable Canadian women are launching a campaign to bring back the original English lyrics of O Canada.
The group — which includes author Margaret Atwood and former
prime minister Kim Campbell — has set up a website to promote the idea
of restoring the national anthem to its original gender neutral
language.
The group is calling on Canadians to join the campaign and encourage Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s government to change the line “in all thy sons command” back to “thou dost in us command.”
Other members of the group include Senator Nancy Ruth, retired senator, author and fashion designer Vivienne Poy and Sally Goddard, mother of Nichola Goddard, the first female Canadian soldier killed in combat.
“The words ‘All thy sons command’ in the English national anthem suggests that only male loyalty is being invoked,” said Atwood.
“Restoring these lyrics to gender-neutral is not only an easy fix to make our anthem inclusive for all Canadians, but it’s also long overdue.”
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Sarah Palin was on the Sean Hannity program this week and threw in her two cents worth of opinion on various stuff!
She then went on the make a joke about Obama-care!
It was something about a “pinprick!”
It didn’t make much sense, and it certainly wasn’t funny, so there is no sense repeating it here!
(She might not be funny, but at least she is still nice to look at!))
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WALLACEBURG, Ont. — Another parent has chosen public shame as pubescent punishment.
After getting called for the third straight day about his
son’s behaviour in school, Casey Holcolmbe had his son Brian stand on
the street on Thursday and hold up a sign that read: “Honk if you agree
with my dad that I should behave in class. I don’t think I should.”
“A little public humiliation doesn’t hurt anybody,” the dad said as he watched the Grade 9 student carry out his punishment.
A steady stream of cars and trucks honked their horns in support.
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BOSTON – More than $68,000 in donations have poured in from people
around the country for a Boston homeless man who turned over to police a
backpack stuffed with cash that he had found outside a shopping mall.
The man, Glen James, landed in the spotlight on Monday when Boston Police Commissioner Ed Davis lauded him for turning over the bag containing $42,000, which was eventually returned to its owner.
James’ act inspired a man in Virginia to set up a fund to help him “change his life.”
By midday on Wednesday, the online fund had brought in $68,012 from 2,698 donors, many of whom left messages of praise for James, including: “Such a beautiful person. Reduced me to tears,” and “We have a lot to learn from you.”
James, who told local media he is in his mid-50s and cannot work because of an inner-ear condition that affects his balance, has been living at a Boston-area homeless shelter and panhandles during the day.
Ethan Whittington, a 27-year-old marketing firm employee from Virginia, said he set up the fund because he was inspired by James’ action. He also said that he had begun talking with James on Tuesday on how the donated money would be used.
“I just found James’ story to be inspiring,” he said. “We’re so inundated with negative news all the time. James gives hope to people and lets them know not all things in the world are bad.”
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APPLE STOLEN FROM CLASSROOM!
And finally, ya never know what will make the news in P.E.I.
Mary Christiansen, a grade three teacher at Pierre Elliot
Trudeau Public School in Charlottetown, called police yesterday about
the theft of an apple from her class!
Seems one of her students put the apple on her desk in the morning, and when the class returned from recess, the apple was missing!
Police got to the “core” of the crime when a half eaten apple was discovered in the boys washroom!
They shut down the United States.
All border points are closed this morning and there is no traffic into, around, or out of the United States of America.
All the lights in the major cities went out a precisely midnight last night, and today they are ghost towns that look like a scene from a zombie apocalypse movie!
No word yet on what happens next since all TV and radio stations are
silent ……………., but the Perspective Research Department, along with the
Naked News Staff, will endeavour to keep you informed.————————————————————————————
News from the Ukrainian city of Zaporozhye today:
A woman was killed and her boyfriend’s legs cut off when they were hit by a train while having sex on a railway line.
Police said the pair had embarked on their early morning romp after a night out boozing.
The woman, who was in her 30s, was pronounced dead at the scene while
her 41-year-old lover was taken to hospital with both legs severed.They had been on their way home from a party at a friend’s house when they hit by amorous, and fatal, desires.
An official said: “The man told police they had failed to overcome their natural passion when walking home… and wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks.”
To make matter worse, officers are considering charging the man for trespassing on the track.
Check out all the latest News, Sport & Celeb gossip at Mirror.co.uk http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-having-sex-railway-tracks-2323644#ixzz2gTfMPyHb
——————————————–
TORONTO – A group of notable Canadian women are launching a campaign to bring back the original English lyrics of O Canada.
The group is calling on Canadians to join the campaign and encourage Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s government to change the line “in all thy sons command” back to “thou dost in us command.”
Other members of the group include Senator Nancy Ruth, retired senator, author and fashion designer Vivienne Poy and Sally Goddard, mother of Nichola Goddard, the first female Canadian soldier killed in combat.
“The words ‘All thy sons command’ in the English national anthem suggests that only male loyalty is being invoked,” said Atwood.
“Restoring these lyrics to gender-neutral is not only an easy fix to make our anthem inclusive for all Canadians, but it’s also long overdue.”
————————————————–
Sarah Palin was on the Sean Hannity program this week and threw in her two cents worth of opinion on various stuff!She then went on the make a joke about Obama-care!
It was something about a “pinprick!”
It didn’t make much sense, and it certainly wasn’t funny, so there is no sense repeating it here!
(She might not be funny, but at least she is still nice to look at!))
——————————————–
WALLACEBURG, Ont. — Another parent has chosen public shame as pubescent punishment.
After getting called for the third straight day about his
son’s behaviour in school, Casey Holcolmbe had his son Brian stand on
the street on Thursday and hold up a sign that read: “Honk if you agree
with my dad that I should behave in class. I don’t think I should.”“A little public humiliation doesn’t hurt anybody,” the dad said as he watched the Grade 9 student carry out his punishment.
A steady stream of cars and trucks honked their horns in support.
——————————————————–
BOSTON – More than $68,000 in donations have poured in from people
around the country for a Boston homeless man who turned over to police a
backpack stuffed with cash that he had found outside a shopping mall.The man, Glen James, landed in the spotlight on Monday when Boston Police Commissioner Ed Davis lauded him for turning over the bag containing $42,000, which was eventually returned to its owner.
James’ act inspired a man in Virginia to set up a fund to help him “change his life.”
By midday on Wednesday, the online fund had brought in $68,012 from 2,698 donors, many of whom left messages of praise for James, including: “Such a beautiful person. Reduced me to tears,” and “We have a lot to learn from you.”
James, who told local media he is in his mid-50s and cannot work because of an inner-ear condition that affects his balance, has been living at a Boston-area homeless shelter and panhandles during the day.
Ethan Whittington, a 27-year-old marketing firm employee from Virginia, said he set up the fund because he was inspired by James’ action. He also said that he had begun talking with James on Tuesday on how the donated money would be used.
“I just found James’ story to be inspiring,” he said. “We’re so inundated with negative news all the time. James gives hope to people and lets them know not all things in the world are bad.”
————————————————
APPLE STOLEN FROM CLASSROOM!
And finally, ya never know what will make the news in P.E.I.
Mary Christiansen, a grade three teacher at Pierre Elliot
Trudeau Public School in Charlottetown, called police yesterday about
the theft of an apple from her class!Seems one of her students put the apple on her desk in the morning, and when the class returned from recess, the apple was missing!
Police got to the “core” of the crime when a half eaten apple was discovered in the boys washroom!
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