This is sort of funny, just not funny ha ha!

A 50-year-old Bosnian man believes that aliens are behind the meteorites that have repeatedly struck his home since 2007.
Experts at Belgrade University, have confirmed that the six rocks handed to them by Gornji Lajici have all been meteorites; all of which struck his roof on rainy days.
After strike number five Lajic remarked that he thought something more deliberate was afoot:  I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don’t know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit six times has to be deliberate.
He later added: I have no doubt I am being targeted by aliens. They are playing games with me. I don’t know why they are doing this.
When it rains I can’t sleep for worrying about another strike.
To fortify his home against the extra-terrestrial blitzkrieg, Lajic has reinforced his roof with steel girders. The renovation was paid for by the sale of one of his meteorites to a university in the Netherlands.
While we are on the subject of stuff that is ‘sort’ of funny, let’s see just how stupid we really are!
Ya have to be smart to get these jokes………………………………., REALLY smart!
Unfortunately I don’t know the name of the guy who wrote this article so I can’t give him credit …………………., OR, he’s just too smart to give his identity away!

I’m not funny, and I am certainly not intelligent. You can vouch for this, you’ve read my articles here. You’ve not? Oh, well, I mean just to see what I mean, you should definitely go on my author page and read some of my incredibly unfunny and unintelligent posts. You should probably follow that by ‘liking’ the posts and, oh, I don’t know, sharing them on every social network you are connected to. You need to educate people in how unfunny and unintelligent I am; they need to know – warn them!
Anyway, regardless of the above, I’m here to tell you about really intellectual and intelligent jokes that are actually funny. Blind reading the blind, right? Well, I’m not really going to tell you anything interesting about them, or anything about them at all, I’m just going to regurgitate a bunch of them at you like a mother bird feeding her chicks, or, perhaps more accurately, like a drunk sat at the end of the bar; alone, craving attention, needing love, slurring jokes he’s heard somewhere else like they were his own – all for the brief fleeting moment of glory that follows in the form of a stranger’s laughter, the approval and acceptance of another human being, that alleviates him temporarily from his miserable existence and myriad of mental health issues, masked only by the sauce…
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So, yeah; intellectual jokes. I’m about to reel off a sort of top twenty five of them and, credit where Reddit’s due, they all stem from a questioned posed to users on Reddit recently that simply asked, ‘What’s the most intellectual joke you know?’ The whole thing got rather popular, and a number of people are reporting it, seemingly, surprised that users of the internet laugh at more than dick jokes, racism, homophobia, sexism, memes, paedophilia and the ever rich and fruitful source materials that were Hitler, the holocaust and Nazis as a whole.
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The jokes involved run the gambit from physics to philosophy, and further. Pretentious? Esoteric? Maybe. Funny? Definitely. Not surprising really, I hear smart people need to laugh too; they are after all the most miserable of the lot of us – they know the truth we could never understand. Plus there’s the fact a number of respected comics have backgrounds in any number of the sciences, without even getting started on the Futurama writing team.

Anyway, they’re on the next page.

 1. A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.”
2. “Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?”
3. What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
4. A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman: “Hello, I’d like a beer.” The barman replies: “Hello, you’d like a beer?” “Yes,” replies the TCP packet, “I’d like a beer.”
5. An electron is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over. The policeman says: “Sir, do you realise you were travelling at 130km per hour?” The electron goes: “Oh great, now I’m lost.”
6. Pavlov is enjoying a pint in the pub. The phone rings. He jumps up and shouts: “Hell, I forgot to feed the dog!”
7. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish.
8. There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that know binary, and those that don’t.
9. When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg.
10. The barman says: “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.” A tachyon enters a bar.
11. A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says: “Make me one with everything”.
12. What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder.
13. An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are walking down the street together. A juggler is performing on the street but there are so many people that the four men can’t see the juggler. So the juggler goes on top of a platform and asks: “Can you see me now?” The four men answer: “Yes.” “Oui.” “Si.” “Ja.”
14. Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
15. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it’s a hardware problem.
16. A student travelling on a train looks up and sees Einstein sitting  next to him. Excited, he asks:  “Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?”
17. Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality.
18. Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says: “Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it’s funny or not?” Gödel replies: “We can’t know that because we’re inside the joke.” Chomsky says: “Of course it’s funny. You’re just telling it wrong.”
19. A Roman walks into a bar,  holds up two fingers, and says:  “Five beers, please.”
20. Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
21. An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The bartender says: “What’ll it be, boys?” The first mathematician: “I’ll have one half of a beer.” The second mathematician: “I’ll have one quarter of a beer.” The third mathematician: “I’ll have one eight of a beer.” The fourth mathematician: “I’ll have one sixteenth of a…” The bartender interrupts: “Know your limits, boys” as he pours out a single beer.
22. What does the “B” in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Answer: Benoit B Mandelbrot.
23. Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French café, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress: “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies: “I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”
24. A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?”
25. A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.