Dick Tracy’s “wrist radio” of the 1940’2 or his “wrist TV” of the 1960′s is now available!
(Only it’s more of a “wrist computer” called a “SMART WATCH!”)
untitledWait a minute, I can hear you say………………., what about the small size of the touch-screen?
WELL, it’s NOT a “touch-screen.”

Nope!
Ya talk to it!
Yes indeed bunky, a full computer on your wrist, with voice recognition!
(Scotty would be proud.)
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The Indians are at it again folks!
(Jesus Christ, if it’s not the Indians, it’s the Muslims …., if it’s not them then it’s some other religious sect …, and it it’s not them there are plenty of other nuts to go around!)
imagesCAVCNRT6A First Nations railroad blockade in southern Ontario has forced Via Rail to stop all trains on the Montreal-Toronto line.
The blockade is at Marysville, Ont., between Belleville and Kingston.
Via Rail’s media relations manager Jacques C. Gagnon said Marysville is a popular site for railroad blockades.
HEY, WE HAVE A GOOD IDEA, KIDS, WHEN THE INDIANS BLOCK A LINE…….., HOW ABOUT THE TRAINS JUST DON’T STOP!  ;>)

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Now here’s a case of biting off more than ya can chew!!!!!!!
SnakeJEKYLL ISLAND, Ga. — A rat snake in Georgia is alive thanks to a team of doctors at the Sea Turtle Center on Jekyll Island.

The center reports the grey rat snake was recently found in a chicken coop in north Georgia.
In its stomach were two golf balls that the snake surely thought were chicken eggs.
Veterinarians say they were able to cut the foreign objects out of the snake with few complications, but they are monitoring the snake for infection.
No word on when the snake will be released by the center.
http://www.krmg.com/news/news/weird-news/snake-scores-birdy-make-chicken-y/nfGLN/
(I guess the only comment I have about this article is this:  Why bother, it’s only a snake for God’s sake!)

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devilstower2Latest word from the Perspective Research Department is that the missing Malaysian airliner will be found in the spring of 2031, when it’s discovered on top of ‘Devil’s Tower” in the Black Hills of Wyoming.
Passengers and crew will all be safe, but will not have aged, and have no memory of what happened!
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Folks, another example of peoples stupidity!
untitleddfWASHINGTON (Reuters) – The U.S. Justice Department has reached a $1 billion settlement with Toyota Motor Corp over the automaker’s handling of consumer complaints tied to unintended vehicle acceleration and is set to announce the agreement as early as Wednesday, CNN reported.

This sounds like the problems Audi had a few years earlier where they eventually found out that there was NOTHING wrong with the cars …………., it was just the asshole drives stepping on the gas when they THOUGHT they were braking!
(I still think this logo looks like a Mexican with a sombrero!)
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Tiny Planet Mercury Is Shrinking Fast: I guess it’s like when ya put a sheet in the dryer folks!
Turn the heat up too far and the stupid thing shrinks!
(Ya see, Mercury is closest to the Sun ……., although if i have to tell ya that, you shouldn’t be reading this blog in the first place!)
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asshole trophyAND FINALLY: Boy have we got an “Asshole of the Day” for ya today kids!
Angus T. Jones, the former “half” on “Two and a half men,” is biting the hand that fed him.
Big time!

AND BY THE WAY, WHAT IS IT WITH RELIGION AND WEIRD BEARDS?