Well folks, it finally happened!
Dick Tracy’s “wrist radio” of the 1940’2 or his “wrist TV” of the 1960′s is now available!
(Only it’s more of a “wrist computer” called a “SMART WATCH!”)
(Scotty would be proud.)
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The Indians are at it again folks!
(Jesus Christ, if it’s not the Indians, it’s the Muslims …., if it’s not them then it’s some other religious sect …, and it it’s not them there are plenty of other nuts to go around!)
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Now here’s a case of biting off more than ya can chew!!!!!!!
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AND BY THE WAY, WHAT IS IT WITH RELIGION AND WEIRD BEARDS?
(Only it’s more of a “wrist computer” called a “SMART WATCH!”)
WELL, it’s NOT a “touch-screen.”
Nope!
Ya talk to it!
Yes indeed bunky, a full computer on your wrist, with voice recognition!(Scotty would be proud.)
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The Indians are at it again folks!
(Jesus Christ, if it’s not the Indians, it’s the Muslims …., if it’s not them then it’s some other religious sect …, and it it’s not them there are plenty of other nuts to go around!)
A First Nations railroad blockade in southern Ontario has forced Via Rail to stop all trains on the Montreal-Toronto line.
The blockade is at Marysville, Ont., between Belleville and Kingston.
Via Rail’s media relations manager Jacques C. Gagnon said Marysville is a popular site for railroad blockades.
HEY, WE HAVE A GOOD IDEA, KIDS, WHEN THE INDIANS BLOCK A LINE…….., HOW ABOUT THE TRAINS JUST DON’T STOP! ;>)
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Now here’s a case of biting off more than ya can chew!!!!!!!
JEKYLL ISLAND, Ga. — A rat snake in Georgia is alive thanks to a team of doctors at the Sea Turtle Center on Jekyll Island.
Latest word from the Perspective Research Department is that the
missing Malaysian airliner will be found in the spring of 2031, when
it’s discovered on top of ‘Devil’s Tower” in the Black Hills of Wyoming.
Passengers and crew will all be safe, but will not have aged, and have no memory of what happened!
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Folks, another example of peoples stupidity!
This sounds like the problems Audi had a few years earlier
where they eventually found out that there was NOTHING wrong with the
cars …………., it was just the asshole drives stepping on the gas when they
THOUGHT they were braking!
(I still think this logo looks like a Mexican with a sombrero!)
Tiny Planet Mercury Is Shrinking Fast: I guess it’s like when ya put a sheet in the dryer folks!
Turn the heat up too far and the stupid thing shrinks!
(Ya see, Mercury is closest to the Sun ……., although if
i have to tell ya that, you shouldn’t be reading this blog in the first
place!)
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Angus T. Jones, the former “half” on “Two and a half men,” is biting the hand that fed him.
Big time!AND BY THE WAY, WHAT IS IT WITH RELIGION AND WEIRD BEARDS?
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