Folks, the dictionary definition of a “Misogynist” is a man who hates women.
With that in mind we have a guy here who not only takes the cake, but wins our “Asshole of the Day” award as well.
I mean, this is really nasty! 
Seems the guy walks up to a woman, or bunch of women who have their backs to him, and then, while they aren’t looking, he pisses on their legs. (And for all you feminists, it would be just as funny/disgusting if he did it to men. So there!)
Well, OK. even though it’s funny ………………, it’s weird, it’s disgusting and it’s sick!
But it’s not boring!
GAINESVILLE, Fla. – Three women are the latest victims of Gainesville’s urinating man.
asshole trophyPolice are investigating seven cases in which people say they were standing with their backs to a man who began urinating on them. Each case happened along a street across from the University of Florida campus. The first cases were reported in February.
The Gainesville Sun (http://bit.ly/1fEyBYP ) reports the man exposes himself to the victims when they confront him.
Then, he runs away.
hippies3This is apparently the guy’s “pee’s d’ resistance” for his dastardly deeds!
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Just saw this headline on the Internet: “This winter was horrible for Canadians!”
For some strange reason the only reply I could think of was: “I’m hip man, I’m hip!”
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PORT AUX BASQUES, N.L. — Fisheries officers say all of the 30 or so white-beaked dolphins that were trapped in pack ice off Newfoundland have died.
White-beaked dolphins, which can weigh up to 300 kilograms, are usually among the first of whales, dolphins and porpoises to arrive in the waters around Newfoundland as spring approaches, as a result, they are also the ones most prone to getting trapped and killed!
MEANWHILE: P.E.T.A. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is going to stage protests against ‘Old Mother Nature’ over the next few days to try and prevent this needless slaughter in the future!
Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/officials-say-all-dolphins-trapped-off-newfoundland-now-dead-1.1734586#ixzz2wM7JPIZ5
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Seems Miss Piggy out-diva’d  Celine Dion in Toronto yesterday!
untitledTORONTO – Not even Celine Dion can out-diva Miss Piggy — or apparently out-sing her, according to the prima donna porker.
Miss Piggy held court in Toronto on Tuesday to promote the new film “Muppets Most Wanted,” in which she sings a song with Dion.
Asked who was the bigger diva on set, the siren of the swine world didn’t hold back.
“Well, naturally moi,” she said in an interview, wearing her signature pearls, white gloves and a low-cut black-and-white patterned wraparound dress (asked who she was wearing, she quipped: “Well, I don’t want to say it’s a knockoff of a Diane Von Furstenberg.”)
“I actually have a ‘No Competing Diva’ clause in my contract, so that was taken care of before she even arrived on set.”
The Quebec chanteuse was “wonderful” to work with, added Miss Piggy, noting the two are “very dear friends” and “spoke lots of le French” together on the set of the musical comedy.

But apparently Dion did have some trouble with their piano ballad, “Something So Right.”
imagesKSKFWF2X“I invited her to guest artist on a little solo that I have in this movie and I thought she did very well,” said the karate-chopping leading lady.
“I only had to go into the studio and fix a couple of her notes, the really high ones. She has trouble with those.”
Never one for humility, Miss Piggy said she thinks her own performance on the song is “pretty good.”
And if the tune gets an Oscar nomination, as some have speculated?
Well, Miss Piggy said Dion can “come up onstage” with her.
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/miss-piggy-says-she-had-fix-celine-dions-115957362.html
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Do ya want to know just how crazy things are getting, bunky. We have had trouble with our Human Rights Commissions here in Canada getting out of hand, but this article makes me think they are taking lessons from the Brits!
Police in Isle of Wight, off the southern coast of England, arrested a singer on racism charges after a 32-year-old man, reportedly of Chinese descent, had complained about the singer’s performance of the song ‘Kung Fu Fighting’.

The 34-year-old singer and keyboardist Simon Ledger told Britain’s The Sun newspaper that during a Sunday afternoon performance at the Driftwood Beach Bar he and his band were performing the 1970s classic hit song ‘Kung Fu Fighting’ as they had been doing many times before when a man of Chinese origin walked by with his mother, hurled an expletive and made an obscene hand gesture at the performers, and then took a photo with his cell phone.
The 32-year-old later called the Police and told that he had been ‘subjected to racial abuse’. Simon Ledger was jailed by police and is to be questioned later. A Hampshire Constabulary spokesman was quoted as saying: “An investigation into this allegation is continuing to establish the full circumstances surrounding what happened.”
http://freemuse.org/archives/5052
This also proves that we here at the Perspective Research Department, along with the entire Naked News staff, will not bow to idiotic outside pressures from Human Rights groups, and are NOT afraid to present controversial stuff here!

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Fred Waldron Phelps Sr., 84, founder of the Westboro Baptist Church (“God Hates Fags”)  a hate group known around the world for its despicable behavior at, among other things, the funerals of people it disagrees with — is reportedly near death.
Rumours are running rampant that pickets have been set up at the Pearly Gates denouncing Phelps, and urging that he be sent to HELL, preferably in a hand-basket!

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AND FINALLY:
Lindsay Lohan was on TV again Sunday night, and rather than go into all the sordid details let’s just say that dealing with her is like trying to reason with a six year old!
Sunday night on “Lindsay,” Lindsay Lohan found herself trapped in limbo. Part of the deal she made with Oprah and her producing partners included an advance on Lohan’s fee that would go directly towards a deposit on a new apartment. However, producer Craig Piligian felt that Lohan had not done enough filming, so he held up the checks. This led to yet another Lohan breakdown and an intense phone call. Finally, after a few more days in the hotel and numerous Lohan tears, Piligian made good on the deal and Lohan moved into her apartment.