Well folks, maybe I should have saved this article for the Saturday Morning Confusion posts, since I really am quite confused about whether I should make this girl our “Winner of the Day,” or maybe our “Loser of the Day,” or maybe even our “Asshole of the Day!”
You see, Jasmine Tridevil found a doctor who would put a third breast on her chest, right between the other two! (And a nice pair indeed.)
That’s right kids, she now has three breasts just like those women on “Total Recall” and “Fifth Element.”
Unfortunately, your normally resourceful reporter couldn’t find any nude pictures of her otherwise ample bosom.
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drugs-ammunition-found-in-checked-bags-at-jfkForget about the woman with three breasts, kids. We have ourselves a definite “Asshole of the Day!”
Police say a 24-year-old Canadian woman has been arrested at Kennedy Airport with handguns, ammunition and 15 kilograms of marijuana in her checked baggage.
Joseph Pentangelo is the spokesman for the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey police. He says the Scarborough, Ont., woman was arrested at about 9:30 a.m. Sunday in Terminal 5.
He says Nyesha McPherson had two .40-calibre handguns, 350 rounds of ammunition and four magazines in addition to the drugs, all concealed in boxes, tubs and household products.
Pentangelo says McPherson was arrested without incident. She is in custody and unavailable for comment. It wasn’t clear who is representing her.
asshole trophyhttp://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-woman-arrested-at-jfk-after-drugs-guns-found-police-say-1.2774354?cmp=rss
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Here’s breaking news from the United Kingdom, boys and girls!
Voters in Scotland have sent a clear signal to continue as part of the United Kingdom in a historic referendum vote, although there promises to be a substantial change in the 307-year union in the coming months.
Just over two million people, or 55.3 per cent of registered voters, said No to independence, with over 1.6 million, or 44.7 per cent, in the Yes camp.
We will have more information as it becomes available! -Ed.
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Around 80% of infectious diseases are spread with our hands—so washing regularly with soap and water is very important—but does the way you dry hands matter?
YouTube channel AsapSCIENCE compares paper towel drying with hand dryers to see the affects of both.
It turns out that paper towels are a little more effective for two reasons: timing and friction.
Using paper towels can be wasteful, though, so if you plan to use them, keep this trick in mind for maximum efficiency.

(Personally, your normally fastidious report prefers to wipe his hands on his pants!)
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The Ebola outbreak is having a devastating effect on the economies of Liberia, Sierra Leone and Guinea, crippling major industries and forcing people out of work.
According to the latest headlines: Farmers Aren’t Farming, Traders Aren’t Trading, Salesmen aren’t selling, and Prostitutes ………….., well, their not working either!
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Well kids, never let anyone tell you that Canadians aren’t among the best in the world!
Over 500 people in Canada dressed as Batman gathered as they set a Guinness World Record for most people masquerading as the Caped Crusader.
The 542 staff members of Nexen, an oil and gas company, gathered outside their headquarters in Calgary, Canada, in the costume and crushed the previous of 250, the Daily Star reported.
The event, which was also a fundraiser for the United Way of Canada, saw a few attendees dressed as Batman villains, including Catwoman, the Joker and the Riddler.
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http://www.canadastandard.com/index.php/sid/225954551/scat/71df8d33cd2a30df
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imagesB8OE7GU1And finally………………….., I’m really disappointing at the antics of Sun News reporter Ezra Levant.
I don’t know if it just a basic requirement that any right wing commentator has to toe the party line about global warming, or the possibility that Ezra really is an idiot!
If he is contractually required to poo-poo global warming, that’s one thing, bunky.
BUT!
If this guy is serious, then he’s a great disappointment to me!

 

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