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Sometimes, a simple plan works best if you’re a criminal. And sometimes, that plan to shove $1,200 worth of meat down your pants and walk out of a supermarket undetected doesn’t end so well.
Police have charged Gregory Rodriguez with grand larceny after accusing him of doing just that at the A&P where he works, reports the local Daily Voice.
Rodriguez was actually arrested a day after the theft, and two burning questions sadly remain unanswered, according to the cops: How many trips did it take, and where’s the meat now?
AND THIS GUY!
Best line in a police report in a while: “Agosto mentioned he regretted applying cologne on his person prior to leaving his house.”
It comes in reference to Charles Agosto.
Cops say the 35-year-old refused to stop after a traffic violation and led them on a high-speed chase early Sunday.
He actually got away, at least at first. But after officers spotted his car parked in a driveway, they began searching the neighborhood with dogs.
While they couldn’t see Agosto in the darkness, they could smell him thanks to his heavy cologne.
Agosto was hunkered down in shrubbery, and the search took only a few minutes.
He is charged with attempting to elude a police officer, reckless driving, criminal trespassing and having a foul odour.
Read more: http://www.985thefox.com/articles/weird-news-104673/cops-grocery-worker-stuffed-12k-worth-12824634#ixzz3F5eZrxj1
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Here’s a headline that really caught my attention today, bunky!
“This could be the world’s most endangered animal!”
That’s right kids, because the subject in question is ME!
According to the Perspective Research Department there is a 95%
chance that your favourite reporter will be EXTINCT within 30 years!(But I will not go quietly!)
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We always thought that Rappers were a little short in the brains department, and this proves it, kids
Rapper Too Short has been cited at a Southern
California airport a day after fleeing a security checkpoint when a
screener found a loaded handgun in his carry-on luggage.
Burbank
police Sgt. John Pfrommer says the rapper, born Todd Anthony Shaw, was
passing through the checkpoint Wednesday when a Transportation Security
Administration employee noticed the handgun going through a baggage
scanner.
The rapper fled the building, leaving his belongings behind.
Pfrommer says Too Short returned to the airport Thursday with his
attorney and was cited on misdemeanor possession of a loaded handgun in a
public place.
IT SEEMS “TOO SHORT” WAS A LITTLE “TOO SHORT” ON BRAINS!
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The parents of a Winnipeg girl who was angrily told
she isn’t allowed to use the girls’ washroom at school want a human
rights investigation.
Eight-year-old Isabella Burgos was born a boy, but this year, the transgender student returned to school as a girl. Her parents say they thought the transition had gone smoothly.
Eight-year-old Isabella Burgos was born a boy, but this year, the transgender student returned to school as a girl. Her parents say they thought the transition had gone smoothly.
Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/transgender-manitoba-student-told-she-can-t-use-girls-washroom-1.2037080#ixzz3F5m2R7fD
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A six-year-old sloth, who became a favourite at Montreal’s Biodome during her rehabilitation from a broken leg suffered as a youngster, is now an expectant mother.
The sloth underwent an ultrasound this week, a video of which was released on YouTube.
She is one of four female sloths at the Biodome and she herself was born in the facility.
Few two-toed sloths births have been documented, according to the Biodome, but the gestation period is around 211 months.
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NOTICE FROM THE ONTARIO D.O.T.
Westbound express lanes on Highway 401 were blocked
late Friday morning after a collision involving a small car and a
transport truck.
It is not clear when the lanes will reopen to traffic.
So far, they haven’t announced where this accident
occurred, so The Perspective Naked News Departmentif advises that if
you’re anywhere on the 401 westbound……………., seek alternate routes to
your destination!
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Well boys and girls, this is one dirty job where I would bet money that Mike Row wouldn’t do it: Dallas
County officials confirmed Thursday that soiled bedding and other
possibly contaminated items that belong to Ebola patient Thomas Eric
Duncan have been placed in plastic bags inside the apartment where he
was staying.
County officials say they had trouble finding a cleaning crew
willing to sanitize the residence, but late Thursday night, a crew was
seen entering the apartment.
“We’ve used them in HIV/AIDS situations where we needed to do a
cleanup and other blood-borne illness cleanup,” said Dallas County Judge
Clay Jenkins. “They use appropriate disinfectants, and are
appropriately licensed to do that.”
Jenkins said that crew will also be responsible for proper disposal of the contaminated bags.————————————————–
Air Canada pilots have been warned, once again, against sneaking porn materials into the cockpit.
Chief Pilot Rob Graham, who is disappointed to have
to raise this issue once again, said in an email that once the pilots
who “have yet to understand the message” are identified, they will be
subject to discipline to the full extent of the law and corporate
policies, News.com.au reported.
Meanwhile, one of the pilots union reps was quoted as saying: “If they’re so damned set against porn on the plane, why do they call it a “cock-pit?”
Officials could not be reached for comment!
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