Folks, we get a lot of really weird shit sent to us here on this site, but this has to be one of the funniest and strangest things I have ever seen!
Someone was flogging caffeine infused underwear to help you lose weight!
Let me repeat that!
Someone was selling underwear dipped in coffee, and claiming the caffeine that soaked into your skin not only kept you awake, but made you lose weight as well!
Apparently they sold a whole bunch of ‘em.
Unfortunately, they didn’t work!
(Pity)
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The Director of the U.S. Secret Service has resigned over all the security breaches at the White House this year.
Unfortunately, no one knows who that is, since, after all ……………….., it is the SECRET service!
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Pacific walrus that can’t find sea ice for resting in Arctic waters are coming ashore in record numbers on a beach in northwest Alaska.
An estimated 35,000 walrus were photographed Saturday about 5 miles north of Point Lay, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.
imagePoint Lay is an Inupiat Eskimo village 480 kilometres southwest of Barrow and 1,100 kilometres northwest of Anchorage.
The enormous gathering was spotted during NOAA’s annual arctic marine mammal aerial survey, spokeswoman Julie Speegle said by email. The survey is conducted with the Bureau of Ocean Energy Management, the agency that oversees offshore lease sales.
Andrea Medeiros, spokeswoman for the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, said walrus were first spotted Sept. 13 and have been moving on and off shore.
Observers last week saw about 50 carcasses on the beach from animals that may have been killed in a stampede, and the agency was assembling a necropsy team to determine their cause of death.
“They’re going to get them out there next week,” she said.
The gathering of walrus on shore is a phenomenon that has accompanied the loss of summer sea ice as the climate has warmed.
(Believe me kids, there is nothing as frightening as a Walrus stampede…………………, the bloody things weigh up to 2000 lbs. each!)
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/walruses-forced-ashore-en-masse-as-sea-ice-melts-1.2783672?cmp=rss
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I once heard that:”There’s nothing more pathetic than an over the hill rock and roller!”
AC/DC rhythm guitarist and founding member Malcolm Young is suffering from dementia, according to reports.
The band confirmed to People that Young has dementia, and the Sydney Morning Herald reported that the 61-year-old is living in a local care facility.
Born in Scotland, Young formed the band in 1973 along with younger brother Angus, the band’s lead guitarist, after the family had emigrated to Sydney.
It was announced in the spring that Malcolm would be taking a break from the band, which will release their 17th studio album on Dec. 2. Rock or Bust was recorded in Vancouver earlier this year with producer Brendan O’Brien.
Steve Young, a nephew, played on the album and is expected to join AC/DC when they tour to support the new album.
The other members of the band include drummer Phil Rudd, bassist Cliff Williams, and Brian Johnson, who took over as singer of the band in 1980 after the death of vocalist Bon Scott.
AC/DC was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2003.
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http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/malcolm-young-ac-dc-guitarist-has-dementia-band-confirms-1.2783467?cmp=rss
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SPEAKING ABOUT MUSIC DRIVING YA MENTAL!
Folks, we knew this had to happen sooner or later!
A Florida jury found Michael Dunn, a middle-aged white man, guilty of first-degree murder on Wednesday in the shooting death of an unarmed black teenager in an argument over loud rap music.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/florida-man-convicted-of-murder-in-dispute-over-loud-music/article20882552/?cmpid=rss1
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BE CAREFUL WHERE YA GO FOR DINNER, FOLKS: The owner of a noodle restaurant has confessed to lacing his trademark dish with opium – so customers would keep coming back for more.
The restaurant owner, known only as Zhang, admitted to police that he had been grinding poppy buds into the food after one of his regular customers tested positive for opium during a routine traffic stop earlier this month.
Customer Liu Juyou, 26, was initially baffled when he tested positive for the drug but soon managed to prove his innocence by convincing family members to eat at the Shaanxi province restaurant and then have themselves tested.
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