What a devastating weekend in the world of entertainment folks!
First Honey Boo gets cancelled because her mother is dating some sort of pervert or child molester, and then we get word on Sunday that Jian Chomeshi has parted ways with the CBC as well.
In Jian’s case there were some allegations about his sexual orientation that involved his ex-girlfriend, but there is no word yet from Mr. Ghomeshi himself about the matter, but the Perspective Research Department did find out that the midget wasn’t too happy either!
(OK folks, on a serious note here, if there is any truth to the rumours about “weird sex” and/or bondage, S&M, etc. etc. then the CBC would have no choice but to get rid of Mr. Ghomeshi.)
While we’re on the subject of weird sex: The secret life of sex-mad “hooligan” penguins rampaging around the South Pole was kept under wraps by a stunned Antarctic explorer.
untitledA one hundred year old secret has been revealed when notes taken by George Murray Levick, who endured the coldest temperatures on earth, life-threatening blizzards, and was part of the fatal 1911 Terra Nova expedition.
While Levick – a surgeon, zoologist and photographer – survived the mission, Captain Scott and two others perished in their tent on the Ross Ice Shelf.
But of all the things that could have left Levick mentally scarred – it was the debauched behaviour of the region’s resident penguins that turned his stomach the most, reports the Evening Chronicle
During his time with the Scott expedition, Levick undertook a detailed study of an Adelie penguin colony – and was so shocked by what he saw that his findings were censored.
Levick blasted the “hooligan” behaviour he witnessed – which included male penguins:
•Having sex with dead females
•Abusing and bullying chicks
•Males having sex with males,
imagesLevick wrote his eye-opening observations in Greek, and printed just 100 copies of his penguin porn research, Sexual Habits of the Adélie Penguin, for limited use by scientists.
His X-rated paper was excluded from the official Scott report.
Levick had a particular hatred for the single male penguins he watched.
The scientist with the 1910-13 Scott Antarctic Expedition wrote: “Half a dozen or more hang about the outskirts of the knolls, whose inhabitants they annoy by their constant acts of depravity.”
Levick’s work was largely lost to science but later explorers confirmed his findings.
mini-fb79fc5d2615ae2add10087bdadfe327-rsz320x160-cp0x0x320x160Hey, we might as well get all our dirty laundry out in the open kids!
A dog owner has been charged with animal cruelty after subjecting his pet beagle to what he called ‘gentle sexual intercourse’, police said.
Jonnie Boggess, from Miami, Florida, was apprehended by police after an animal rights group tipped officers off that the 47-year-old had been having sex with his dog , Piglet.
Yup, the guy is a dog fucker bunky, and to make matters worse, the dog is a male, not a female!
(If that makes any difference?)
deertongueAnd how about the woman who used a deers “tongue” as a dildo!!!!!!
The woman, upon questioning, finally confessed that her husband was a hunter.
He had recently brought home a deer and gutted and dressed it in their garage.
She saw the tongue, admired its length, and had snuck off with it to use as a masturbatory aid.
(She didn’t remember leaving it up there.)
Read more at http://www.snopes.com/risque/animals/deertongue.asp#kGSWeXHFxb1PlA8l.99
The mother of that guy who shot up Ottawa tried to do some damage control over the weekend, but what she is saying does not jive with what the cops are saying about him. (Sounds like Mom is just trying to protect her own reputation.)

Speaking about that Ottawa thing:
publicity-photo1Thirteen of the fifteen flagpoles in the Conservative caucus room were snapped off and turned into spears by Members of Parliament who positioned themselves around the door to ambush the Parliament Hill shooter, while Prime Minister Harper was shoved in a closet.
Some MPs who made their own spears are now planning to keep them as trophies of their bravery ……, or as one of them said “It was that or get mowed down.”
“Everyone was taking their spears home,” another MP said. “I’m going to frame mine.”
(Please notice that one of the most important things to do is to avoid eating bush meat if you catch Ebola!!!!)

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