Ladies and gentlemen, if this was Tuesday, it would be Belgium, but since it’s Sunday we here at the Perspective Research Department, along with all the Naked News staff, are always interested in religious matters that shed new light on the age old question of just what is real, and what is not.
In other words, we’re trying to get things back into perspective here!
(God,I love that word. No pun intended!)
With this in mind we received a photo from one of our readers that gives us proof that Jesus is not only real, but is still with us every day!

 Of course, we also got a photo this week that proves Godzilla is alive and well too!

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Speaking about RELIGION:
(Later on in his “career” Joe said he only had one wife, while in actual fact he had about FORTY……………,, including a few that were very underage!)
Could this “religion” have been started by a bunch of perverted, dirty old men as a way of getting laid and rich?
Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan is claiming that Muslim sailors reached the Americas more than 300 years before explorer Christopher Columbus.
Speaking this weekend at a gathering of Muslim leaders from Latin America, Erdogan said that contact between Islam and Latin America dates to the 12th century.
“It is alleged that the American continent was discovered by Columbus in 1492,” Erdogan said. “In fact, Muslim sailors reached the American continent 314 years before Columbus, in 1178.”
Well folks, even if this was true, (Which we doubt) the Vikings beat them by a couple of hundred years!
(And remember, rumour has it that JESUS went to the America’s right after his encore performance in the Middle East.)
We keep saying that not only is the United States the most litigious country in the world ………………., it’s also the craziest!
A Texas woman whose four pit bulls entered her neighbors’ yard through a hole in the fence and killed their 10-year-old beagle is suing them for $1 million. Emerald White says in her lawsuit filed this week in Galveston County district court that she was “seriously injured” on Oct. 27 trying to stop the attack and retrieve her dogs.
(NOTE: Is this a giant dog……….., or a bear?)
What happens when you give a cuddle-loving dog a belly rub? He’s going to want about a dozen more.
Sebastian the Newfoundland is a go-getter.
Once he knows what he wants he will stop at nothing to get it.
In this case, Sebastian’s goal is to get a copious amounts of tummy tickles from his owner.
In the video, the dog’s mom dishes out a few belly pats, but then goes back to staring off into the distance. This simply won’t do for Sebastian.
Unable to say, “Hey, lady! Less gazing, more petting.” The massive dog goes with the next best thing – groaning. Sebastian lets out a series of attention-seeking noises that sound something similar to a bear and a lion having a belching contest.
The trick works! After a few bellowing pleas for love, Sebastian is back to getting more belly rubs.

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