“Canada winter forecast update: El Nino should keep polar vortex at bay!”
Dear Readers:
I looked in the local paper today, they had a long term forecast on what sort of a winter we were in for by Environment Canada, The Weather Network, AccuWeather, Old Farmers Almanac and one other, whose name escapes me at the moment.
All five of them were completely different.
Personally, I still rely on a 100% accurate method of telling what the weather is like!
It’s called AccuWindow!
Two young brothers from Mayville, Wisconsin, are likely hoping they haven’t landed on Santa’s naughty list after police showed up at their doorstep.
The boys, ages 3 and 6, thought the best way to get in touch with the North Pole was by phone. And for youngsters of that age, their Christmas lists could be considered an emergency.
So, the brothers used their Dad’s cellphone to place a 911 call, hoping to be connected with the North Pole and the big guy himself.
The Beaver Dam Daily Citizen says that brought Mayville police to their home where officers gave the boys some advice. If you want to talk to Santa, do it in person.
1073302-Clipart-3d-Sexy-Blond-Pinup-Woman-In-The-Nude-1-Royalty-Free-CGI-IllustrationThe U.S. Navy reports that a woman has filed a complaint after she was videotaped while having a shower aboard one of their nuclear submarines.
The navy is conducting a detailed investigation on how she got on the sub in the first place!

Another allegation of abuse by Bill Cosby hit the street today!
74416-Royalty-Free-RF-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Pleasantly-Plump-Woman-Covering-Her-Nude-BodyIn an exclusive interview with the Perspective Naked News Department, 77 year old Virginia Staples claims that when she and Mr. Cosby were both three years old in 1940, he showed her his pee pee, and then attempted to touch her wee-wee!
Mr. Cosby, to his credit, says that although he doesn’t remember the incident, he is sure he would never do such a thing!
Speaking of nonsensical bullshit, some of the media are up in arms that Jian Ghomeshi booked a guests on his show that shared the same lawyer and agent that he used.
They claim it is a conflict of interest …………….., and we claim that it is something to write about on a slow news day!
recaptcha_oldapi_custom-ac95d46300832d8ad9d854b1d0bb76a17c3c3fce-s400-c85A squiggly word puzzle pops up as you’re trying to buy concert tickets. You stare at the words, scratching your head, as time disappears for you to purchase those tickets. Your first few attempts are utter failures, and you wonder why confirming your humanity on the Internet has to be so difficult.
Those mind-bending days are over. Google announced Wednesday the launch of “No CAPTCHA reCAPTCHA,” which gets rid of CAPTCHAs — those complicated distorted word puzzles — and can tell you’re not a robot with just one click. Now the person just has to click a checkbox next to the statement “I’m not a robot.”
With this new technology, Google says it can tell the difference between a human and an automated program simply by the way in which the person moves the mouse in the moments before the click. But in some rare cases, one click might not deliver confirmation, and a pop-up window will require users to solve distorted text.
AND FINALLY: Cat got your tongue?
Nope, Jason Puckett has it!
Police say a Wal-Mart shopper denied slipping $35 worth of beef tongue into his pants, but the telltale tongue told a different story.
DeLand police say 44-year-old Jason Puckett was charged last week with misdemeanor theft after a Wal-Mart security guard spotted him slipping two packages of tongue into his waistband.
1057885-Royalty-Free-Clip-Art-Illustration-Of-A-Hairy-Nude-Shy-Man-Covering-Himself-Up-With-His-ArmsWhen the guard confronted Puckett at the store’s exit, Puckett denied stealing the packages and said he had put them back on a shelf.
But the guard told authorities Puckett then removed the tongue from his pants when he didn’t think he was being watched and ran from the store.
Jail records show Puckett remained in jail Tuesday. Bail was set at $2,500.
A public defender assigned to Puckett did not immediately return a call seeking comment.

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