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Sunday, July 19, 2015

He's Cait, and you're not!

Image result for "I AM CAIT"Well folks, it's now becoming clear why Bruce Caitlin Jenner did all that weird sex-change shit.

For the exposure and the money, bunky!

Brucie now  has a new reality series called "I AM CAIT," and like the rest of that sick family he is totally creeping me out!

(What makes me think the whole thing was a put-on in the first place is that although he now dresses as a woman, he still has a dick dangling between his legs ......................., ain't Hollywood grand!)

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First it was O.J. in a slow speed chase around Los Angeles, and now the have their own version in: 

  A suspected drug dealer tried to evade authorities in Nevada while riding a scooter.
Image result for riding on a scooter clipartThe Nevada Appeal reports (http://bit.ly/1feemsn) that Joseph Scurti is facing charges including suspicion of a parole and probation warrant and probation violation. Obstruction charges are pending.
The slow-speed pursuit began Friday when Carson City deputies tried to pull Scurti and his TaoTao scooter over.
Deputies say they ran the scooter's registration and learned Scurti had two outstanding felony warrants.
Authorities say he drove down Highway 50 then rode onto a sidewalk, hitting a patrol vehicle. The scooter then became stuck underneath the car.
Deputies say Scurti then ran but was tackled and handcuffed. (Scurti told police he was riding away because he had to drop the scooter off at a friend's house.)

http://www.star-telegram.com/news/weird/article27643447.html

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This story leads me to the question: Don't ya have to check in FIRST!

 SAN DIEGO (AP) — Police arrested a shirtless man believed to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol after he scaled two fences and ran onto a runway at San Diego International Airport, briefly interrupting flights.
Airport authority spokesman Jonathan Heller says all incoming and outgoing planes were halted for about seven minutes Thursday evening.
Heller says a maintenance worker spotted the man as he climbed over the fence near where planes wait before takeoff. Police say the man scaled a perimeter fence ringed with barbed wire before that.
Officers arrested 34-year-old Jonathan Edgcomb on suspicion of trespassing and being under the influence of a controlled substance. He's scheduled to appear in court Monday.

Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/news/weird/article27643447.html#storylink=cpy

http://www.elpasotimes.com/weird/ci_28499071/man-scales-fences-runs-onto-san-diego-airport

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