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Tuesday, 11 August 2015

Famous Comedians Dealing With Hecklers

Dear Readers: As usual, ya never know what yer gonna get on this site:


A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery.  Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.

A passer-by remarked, "That guy must have been a very avid fisherman."

"Oh, he still is," remarked one of the mourners.  As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife."