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My wife is right, I am anal retentive...., so now I keep a can of WD-40 next to the toilet! (Sometimes I feel like I'm just a bobble-head on the highway of life!)

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Sunday Morning Funnies; The Luck of the Irish!

WIFE:  I have to visit my  doctor today.

PADDY:  From behind newspaper "Mmm"

WIFE: I am having a full check up.


WIFE: (On her return)  Well the doctors says I have the legs of a twenty year old. I have the breasts  of a thirty year old and in fact I am in damn good shape.

PADDY:  What did he say about your bloody big ass?

Wife:  You weren’t mentioned!!!