Who wants to know ..., and why?

Folks I just read a headline that gave me pause: "Can a straight man tell the difference between a kiss from a woman and a man?"

First of all, I have been kissed by a man, and YES ...., you can definitely tell the difference,but the question is why this would even occur to a straight individual? (If it was a straight person who asked it in the first place, which I doubt!)

This brings us to the next question ..............., who in hell except another gay would even think to ask this, I mean, I'm about as straight as they come, and I can assure you that this question has NEVER crossed my mind in any way, shape or form!

(Just so we're straight [sic] on this, a guy kissed me, I didn't kiss him!)

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No big winners in the Lotto Max or 649 this week, so I guess I saved myself 10 bucks by forgetting to get some tickets on Friday!

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A cruise ship off the coast of Newfoundland has given up the search for a crew member who fell overboard a day or two ago!

They issued a statement that said in part: "Due to the freezing cold water and length of time he has been missing ............., we think he may be dead!"

Ya think?

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As Europe struggles to deal with an unprecedented number of immigrants crossing the Mediterranean, a German bus driver offered an unexpectedly warm welcome to asylum seekers on his bus.
Sven Latteyer showed compassion on the 15 young foreigners – some from Africa – who boarded his bus in Erlangen in Bavaria, when he announced over a loudspeaker in English,
“Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, from all over the world in this bus – I want to say something. I want to say welcome. Welcome to Germany, welcome to my country. Have a nice day.”

“The speech was greeted with stunned looks followed by laughter and applause, "including from the Germans," one passenger said. "One of the African lads wiped a tear from his eye," the BBC reports.

As the story spread, the bus driver's welcome was applauded on Twitter too.

http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Global-News/2015/0815/Why-a-bus-driver-s-welcome-to-Germany-speech-is-going-viral

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Somebody came up with the bright idea of sending a loved one's ashes to rest forever on THE MOON!

For just $12K you too can send your wife or husband someplace where they'll never bother you again!

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A Pennsylvania borough rejected a man’s attempt to pay a $25 parking fine in pennies, but they cited outdated federal regulations in doing so.

Read more at http://m.snopes.com/2015/08/14/parking-fine-pennies/#OkZQq85XR7sRXhtT.99

(Good thing it wasn't a $200- fine!)

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