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(Sometimes I feel like I'm just a bobble-head on the highway of life!)

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

I'm not stupid, I just don't understand the question!

Dear Readers:

I can't count the number of times I have seen someone that I mistook for someone else over the years. Mostly it's just the same general feature or two, but sometimes I would swear that person had a doppelganger.

How does this happen, you ask?  (Go ahead ....., ask!)

Does everyone have a doppelganger? There's a fairly decent chance of it, actually, thanks to the limited number of genes that influence facial features.    
"There is only so much genetic diversity to go around," said Michael Sheehan, an assistant professor of neurobiology and behavior at Cornell University, who routinely studies appearance variations. "If you shuffle that deck of cards so many times, at some point, you get the same hand dealt to you twice." 

http://www.livescience.com/52103-does-everyone-have-a-look-alike.html

SO REMEMBER KIDS, THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE CAUGHT DOING A NO, NO,  JUST BLAME IT ON YOUR DOUBLE AND SMILE!

 
 Now here it's OBVIOUS this is two different girls. (One has a red dress and the other one has a blue dress!!!!)
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Here's another headline I just don't understand!



WHY THEY WOULD WANT JUST ONE SINK IS BEYOND ME!  

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Ladies and Gentlemen, your often confused, but slowly getting better reporter knew there had to be a reason behind THIS whole mess, and it finally came out today!


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Now THIS headline took me by total surprise:

 Pope will find divided flock in U.S. visit, survey says!

That's right kids, apparently a sizable portion of them now want to be either Quakers or Amish!

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All the newspapers yesterday show the Germans welcoming the refugees with open arms as they arrive from the Middle-East ........!

WELL OF COURSE THEY ARE ....., BEING GERMAN THEY CAN'T EXACTLY PUT THEM IN CAMPS NOW, CAN THEY! (Too soon!)

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Here's a headline that makes pefect sense to EVERYBODY! 

"I love Donald Trump, but I'm not sure I would vote for him!"

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AND FINALLY:

 Here's another one that is sort of prophetic!


That's right kids, that phrase is based in a song by 'Lady Marmalade' that talks about a prostitute plying her trade .............., which is rather appropriate since "Joe" will probably fuck you as quick as the rest of them!!!!