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My wife is right, I am anal retentive...., so now I keep a can of WD-40 next to the toilet! (Sometimes I feel like I'm just a bobble-head on the highway of life!)

Friday, September 4, 2015

Kick out the jams!


Folks, I'm telling ya this for a reason:

After five decades, Black Sabbath will launch a farewell tour next year.
The heavy metal band starring Ozzy Osbourne announced dates for its The End tour, which kicks off Jan. 20, 2016, in Omaha, Neb.
Osbourne, guitarist Tony Iommi and bassist Geezer Butler will visit 17 North American cities before heading to Australia and New Zealand for seven shows. More concerts will be announced next month.

Now, here's the reason. Not ten minutes ago I read THIS:
Keith Richards. (<A HREF="http://www.wenn.com" TARGET="newwindow">WENN.COM</a>)

Rolling Stones rocker Keith Richards has risked upsetting the heavy metal community by revealing he can't take Metallica and Black Sabbath seriously.  The guitarist is not a fan of heavy rock and he cannot understand the appeal of the genre's top acts. He tells the New York Daily News, "(Rock music) sounds like a dull thud to me. For most bands, getting the syncopation is beyond them. It's endless thudding away, with no bounce, no lift, no syncopation."
He continues, "Millions are in love with Metallica and Black Sabbath. I just thought they were great jokes."
Richards' disdain for musical genres also extends to hip-hop, with the rocker insisting he feels the music has little substance.  "Rap - so many words, so little said. What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there. All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they're happy. There's an enormous market for people who can't tell one note from another."

Don't know about you kids, but I agree with Keith!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, we don't normally go in for all that tabloid sensationalism, [sic] but this one was just too good to pass up!


Roberto Esquivel Cabrera just got an offer that could earn him a fortune ... all because he has a 19-inch penis. We're told Vivid Entertainment approached the 52-year-old Mexican citizen in an attempt to negotiate a deal for a sex tape, but it's complicated by language barrier, expectations of money and basic anatomy challenges. For the record it's TWO POUNDS. It's an amazing story ... Cabrera says he carries a heavy burden ... his penis has cost him relationships, jobs and it's even too large for him to kneel in church and pray.(Plus all his friends now call him El Diablo!)



Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2015/09/04/man-with-19-inch-penis-video-vivid/#ixzz3kltyoAXl

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Oh thank God for little miracles!


Josh Elliott, CTVNews.ca

Canadians still haunted by the heavy snow and biting cold of last winter can rest easy, as a "super El Nino" is expected to usher in warmer-than-normal temperatures for the fall and winter ahead.
Senior climatologist Dave Phillips of Environment Canada says the El Nino will be the most powerful one Canada has seen in the last 18 years, with above-average temperatures predicted for every province in the country.
"Most Canadians in the provinces will see a milder than normal winter," Phillips told CTV News Channel on Friday.

Phillips said temperatures won't be warm enough to "cancel" winter, but this season should be a welcome relief for Canadians, especially in Atlantic Canada, where metre-deep snow blanketed much of the region through the early months of 2015.
Phillips predicts the El Nino will raise seasonal temperatures when it arrives in late autumn, and last through the winter and into spring.
"It will feel tropical compared to the last two winters," he said.



 http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/fall-winter-to-feel-tropical-compared-to-last-year-phillips-1.2548470

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Well folks, it looks as if more and more Muslim refugees in Europe are converting to Christianity in an effort to increase their chances of staying there!

Image result for arab terrorist clipartTwo things spring to mind, first they can claim that if they go back to the Middle East after converting to Christianity they run the risk of being killed by the Muslim faithful back home ....., and second, even over here they had better not advertise the fact they converted too loudly because ya just never know, do ya bunky?

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