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My wife is right, I am anal retentive...., so now I keep a can of WD-40 next to the toilet! (Sometimes I feel like I'm just a bobble-head on the highway of life!)
Monday, September 7, 2015
LET'S PUT UP THAT WALL BETWEEN CANADA AND THE UNITED STATES!
You might remember how last week we made U.S. Presidential Candidate Scott Walker our "Asshole of the Year" when he suggested they put up a wall between Canada and the United States!
After much thought, and a whole lot of work by the "Perspective Research Department," I would like to take this opportunity to make a personal apology to Representative Scott Walker because your humble reporter is starting to think this might not be such a bad idea after all! (Of course, building it ourselves would be much too expensive, so we should help foster the mistaken belief that some U.S. terrorists, like the 9/11 bombers, came into that country through their northern border.)
This 'Wall' would greatly help in our efforts to keep the nuts and riff-raff out of our country, while at the same time the more educated and sensible Americans would know that it's all bullshit, and continue to come here anyway!
THIS IS WHAT WE SHOULD DO BUNKY.
We can start a movement .......!
Your often confused reporter can see clearly on THIS issue, and I would suggest that we not only perpetuate all those silly rumours about 'Northern Terrorists,' but start a few of our own, because after all, the sooner they get that damned wall up, the more secure you and I will feel!
Send you comments and suggestions to Allan's Perspective and let's get this ball rolling!
P.S. Make sure ya tell all your friends and neighbours too!