Allan's Perspective is not recommended for the politically correct, or the overly religious! (Some people have opinions, and some have convictions ..., what we offer is Perspective!)

My wife is right, I am anal retentive...., so now I keep a can of WD-40 next to the toilet! (Sometimes I feel like I'm just a bobble-head on the highway of life!)

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Did this leave you hanging?

We had sort of a mystery around the house, to the point where I had to set the entire Perspective Research Department on the case!

After allocation of the staff to their perspective areas of research, and much investigation, rationalization, compilation, and agitation, they managed to find a strange association!!!!

Let me explain.

Whenever you put socks into the clothes dryer it produces static electricity, which builds up to the point where said socks are zapped into another dimension. (That's why you should always use cling sheets ...., according to 'The Ms. Herself!')

Now when the static charge has dissipated somewhat the socks are returned to our Universe, but for some strange reason they come back as extra hangers in your closet!

AND THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TOO MANY HANGERS, AND NOT ENOUGH SOCKS!

(Makes sense to me!)