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Tuesday 17 November 2015

Homeland Security is on the job, protecting you and me!

Dear Readers:

Image result for spy vs spyWe got this in the mail today, and it's nice to see that the United States Secret Service is looking out for us!

(Note: I had to correct a bunch of grammatical errors, and bad spelling in this announcement, but I guess when you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to pay attention to little details! -Ed.)  



SECRET SERVICE, DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY WASHINGTON,DC 20528,USA.

Good Day! This is the Department of Homeland Security and we have a vital

mission: to secure the nation from the many threats we face, as well as internet fraud. 

Image result for spy vs spyThis requires the dedication of more than 230,000 employees in jobs that range from aviation and border security to emergency response, from cyber security analyst to chemical facility inspectors. 

Our duties are wide-ranging, but our goal is clear - keeping America safe.



We are happy to inform you that your funds valued at US$10,700,000.00 (Ten million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) have been approved by the Treasury Department of the United States.

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Kindly get back to us for further directives.



Note: Do not reply to any e-mail that comes from the FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III or James Comey Jr. 

The FBI director does not e-mail people; He will rather send an agent to your door step in person. 

Do not fall a victim of a scam again, a word is enough for the wise.



Thank you and have a good day.



Signed:

Joseph P Clancy



Director, United States Secret Service

U.S. Department of Homeland Security

Washington, DC 20528,USA

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