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Thursday, December 31, 2015

One of life's great mysteries!

Dear Readers:

Like most households we have a toilet paper dispenser mounted on the wall beside the toilet.

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Now just so we know exactly what I'm talking about, it's not one of those chrome things that dispenses little square sheets of bum wipe, but rather a ceramic or metal thing that is recessed into the wall ...., and it holds a roll of toilet paper with a little bar that clips into the sides.

Got that?

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With me so far?

O.K. So how did I lose that little bar?

I have been staring at the dispenser, (Minus the bar and toilet paper) for weeks now, while the paper roll sits on the top of the toilet tank, where I always have to contort myself to get at when the need arises.

I know I'll make it to the hardware store one of these days to get a replacement, (although I can't see them getting much call for this sort of thing) but I also came up with a few alternatives that look sort of interesting, and would be more of a conversation piece!

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BUT, AFTER MUCH HEMMING AND HAWING, AND A GREAT DEAL OF THOUGHT, YOUR INTREPID REPORTER CAME UP WITH THE PERFECT SOLUTION!