Dear Readers:
This bit of info just in to the news desk of 'Allan's Perspective!'
According to the Perspective Research Department and the Naked News Staff, ISIS is looking into new technology for their ongoing terrorism campaigns.
It seems they have been thinking about "driver-less cars" to take the "suicide" out of "suicide bombers!" (Apparently they are quickly running out of virgins in Paradise!)
This bit of info just in to the news desk of 'Allan's Perspective!'
According to the Perspective Research Department and the Naked News Staff, ISIS is looking into new technology for their ongoing terrorism campaigns.
It seems they have been thinking about "driver-less cars" to take the "suicide" out of "suicide bombers!" (Apparently they are quickly running out of virgins in Paradise!)
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