The two nuns
There
are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other
one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far
away from the convent.
SM:
Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and
a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL:
It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM:
Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we
do?
SL:
The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM:
It's not working.
SL:
Of course it's not working. But the man did the only logical thing. He started
to walk faster too.
SM:
So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL:
The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I'll go this
way. He cannot follow us both.
So
the pair split up, with Sister Mathematical heading towards the convent and
Sister Logical running away from it. Making a quick decision, the man decided
to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. But a few short minutes
later, Sister Logical arrives.
SM:
Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL:
The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he
followed me.
SM:
Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL:
The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he
started to run as fast as he could.
SM:
And?
SL:
The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM:
Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL:
The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM:
Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL:
The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM:
Oh, no! What happened then?
SL:
Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man
with his pants down.....
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My Favorite
Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where the fuck I am now...
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where the fuck I am now...
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Finally, a good gun story:
A guy walks into a crowded bar in Texas waving his un-holstered
pistol and yelling, "I have a .45 Colt Auto with eight rounds in the
clip and one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife."
A voice from the back of the room called out, "You don't
have enough ammo!"
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COMING NEXT WEEK TO ALLAN'S PERSPECTIVE: Lesbian reactions when they touch a penis for the first time!
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COMING NEXT WEEK TO ALLAN'S PERSPECTIVE: Lesbian reactions when they touch a penis for the first time!
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Superman and Superwoman after 40 years of marriage!
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never
realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without them.
2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
3. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Budweiser, Miller, Guinness and Heinekens.
2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
3. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Budweiser, Miller, Guinness and Heinekens.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab
whatever is available.
4. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
4. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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