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Sunday, March 13, 2016

Another day in Paradise!

Dear Readers:

It's mandatory in Ontario for those between the ages of six and 18 to attend school.

SO!

barrie policePolice in Barrie locked up a teenager overnight for being constantly absent from class. They say the 16-year-old girl repeatedly skipped school and didn't show up for her originally scheduled court date on the absences.
She was found on Friday and spent the night in jail before she was to appear before a judge on Saturday.

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Hey kids, do ya remember that first, and only, Norwegian mass murderer from a few years ago?
Norwegian Anders Behring Breivik returns to court on Tuesday to accuse the Norwegian state of violating his human rights by holding him in isolation. The right-wing extremist is serving 21 years for the murder of 77 people in a bombing and shooting assault in July 2011.
Norwegian mass killer Breivik reacts as he returns after a break to the court room, in Oslo CourthouseHe accuses the Norwegian state of breaching two clauses of the European Convention on Human Rights, one which prohibits "inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment", and one which guarantees the right to respect for "private and family life" and "correspondence".
Since the killings, Breivik, 37, has been held apart from the rest of the prison population and his contacts with the outside world strictly controlled. His mail is censored by prison officials to prevent him from establishing an "extremist network", according to authorities, and his visits, which are rare, are almost exclusively with professionals behind a glass partition.
http://news.yahoo.com/norwegian-mass-murderer-breivik-sues-over-prison-conditions-075906403.html

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Well folks, we all knew it had to come down to this, sooner or later! 
North Korea threatens to wipe out enemies!
Image result for north korean leader clipartThe North Korean military said over the weekend that it was prepared to counter U.S. and South Korean forces "with an ultra-precision blitzkrieg strike of the Korean style".
"The revolutionary armed forces of the DPRK holding tightly the arms to annihilate the enemies with towering hatred for them are waiting for the dignified Supreme Command to issue an order to launch a preemptive strike of justice," it said in comments carried by the state KCNA news agency.
 Let's face it bunky, it was only a matter of time until Kim-Fuck-Un, or whatever his name is, ran out of patience and decided to take matters into his own hands.

I guess all we can do now is bend over and kiss our ass goodbye! ;>)

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AND JUST WHO SAYS THE GERMANS DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR?


(This was a Carnival float in Dusseldorf, Germany, over the weekend!)

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According to Bernie Sanders, Switzerland has a month's paid vacation every year for the working class, free University tuition, Universal Health Care and all sorts of other stuff for the Swiss people in general.

BUT!

Don't think it stops there kids.
Animal welfare rules were tightened up a few years ago in Switzerland, and the country has now forbidden people from keeping lone guinea pigs because the animals are too sociable and need each other's company. 

Serene companionship: guinea pig chums sharing a lettuce leaf. This is all well and good until one of the guinea pig pair dies, and then the owner is in a bit of a quandary, because they don't both die at the same time, and yet ya can't have just one around the house ........!

SO! With typical Swiss ingenuity, Swiss animal lover Priska K√ľng runs a kind of matchmaking agency -- for lonely guinea pigs that have lost their partners. "Because they hardly ever die at the same time, even if they are exactly the same age, people who don't want a new guinea pig and to lose one of their two animals need an interim solution," she says.
Without her rent-a-guinea pig service, the owner would have to purchase a new, probably younger guinea pig as a companion to the aging survivor, whose eventual death would force the purchase of yet another guinea pig, locking the owner into an endless cycle of guinea pig purchases in order to adhere to Swiss law -- even though he or she may only ever have wanted one guinea pig in the first place.

Yup, ya rent a second guinea pig until the first one dies, and then you just return it!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHATEVER WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT!

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Folks, it's common knowledge that part of the problem with Arab society is the tremendous amount of sexual repression that is prevalent amongst the population because of the medieval and tribal customs that are still practiced by all but a few of the more moderate and better educated men.

With that in mind, it's no wonder that this article makes so much sense!
Did you know that more than a million hardcore porn videos are on Middle-Eastern versions of Instagram? The popular photo-sharing site has a strict no-nudity policy, but the users are escaping moderators by using long Arabic hashtags to upload uncensored porn, reports News.com.au.
Tech blogger Jed Ismael first came across this when he was searching with a hashtag that means "movies" in Arabic. According to the techie, he discovered more than one million sex films on the website.
Later, on his blog, he shared the news, "Instagram has banned certain English explicit hashtags from being showed in search. Yet users seem to find a way around the policy, by using non English terms or hashtags."
It has also been revealed that this explicit content is easily available and can be viewed without age verification.
Instagram did not come up with an explanation as they are still investigating the whole issue.
In its community guidelines, Instagram states: "We know that there are times when people might want to share nude images that are artistic or creative in nature, but for a variety of reasons, we don't allow nudity on Instagram. (ANI)

http://www.nepalnational.com/index.php/sid/242158321