Here's looking at you, kid!

Dear Readers:

According to new studies just released by the Perspective Research Department, whether you're gay, straight or somewhere else on the spectrum, the truth of who attracts you could be in your eyes.

Pupil dilation is an accurate indicator of sexual orientation, a new study finds. When people look at erotic images and become aroused, their pupils open up in an unconscious reaction that could be used to study orientation and arousal.

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An Illinois police department is scrapping the use of body cameras for the cops out on a beat.

They claim it was too much trouble maintaining the stuff, and critics claim it showed too many cases of abuse by the cops!

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MEANWHILE: The F.B.I. continues to hide its surveillance techniques from law enforcement officials because they just plain don't like to share!

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Just had a thought, what is it with sports teams and politically incorrect names? (Not that i really care!)

Cleveland Indians? Washington Redskins? Atlanta Braves? Kansas City Chiefs? Edmonton Eskimos? Chicago Blackhawks? Moose Jaw Warriors?

Now that's just a small sample of literally dozens and dozens of teams named after something to do with Indians .............., but the tide is slowly starting to change kids: The 'Australian Aboriginal All-Stars' are now simply known as the 'Indigenous All-Star's!'

With this in mind I would suggest that Yahoo.com change its name to something more benign like like 'Apache.com' or 'Injun.com.'

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This just hot off the press:  Chinese billionaire entrepreneur Jia Yueting recently had some harsh words for Apple. During a speech at the China Entrepreneur Club (subsequently summarized by CNBC), Yueting boldly called Apple outdated while emphatically intimating that the tech world has effectively passed Apple by. Driving the point home, Yueting said that Apple's product design chops were "Bunch-a fuckin-shit!"

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Hey kids, remember yesterday when we showed you a woman who looked a lot like Ted Cruz?

Well, according to wonkette.com Searcy Hayes, a 21-year-old from Natchez, Mississippi, who looks uncannily like Ted Cruz, has accepted an offer to do a six-minute porn video for $10,000.


No word yet on who is going to play Donald Trump.

(We understand that Grandpa Munster is going to appear as her father!)

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