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Friday, April 22, 2016

Restaurant Etiquette!

Dear Readers:

Image result for restaurant clipartThere is a fictional restaurant in a fictional town west of Toronto where a fictional guy and his imaginary wife went to eat about once a week!

Even though the guy is fictional, his maladies are real because he apparently suffers from P.T.S.D., obsessive compulsive disorder, Tourette Syndrome, an aversion to germs various ticks and spasms, etc.

(In other words, he's a mess!)

Image result for restaurant clipartNow ......, when this imaginary guy went into this imaginary restaurant, (You can see that I'm making this a hypothetical issue, just in case he ever decides to sue ME with real money!) the staff had to wipe down the seats in the booth they were to be seated in, replace the tablecloth with a fresh one and remove the flower, serve him water that didn't have any ice or lemon slices in it, and then a whole list of stuff they couldn't do when they brought out the main meal!)

Image result for ejected from restaurant clipartTo make a long story shorter, the restaurant changed hands a few month ago and the new owner, rather than put up with all the bullshit, advised the customer that he should go somewhere else to eat.

Now the imaginary customer had his feelings hurt, so he did what any normal imaginary person would do and SUED the restaurant!

WELL!

The courts just awarded him a very real twelve thousand dollars ($12,000) and the restaurant has gone bankrupt!

So much for the free enterprise system, the lefties win again!