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Thursday, May 26, 2016

From a blow-hard to a hard blow!

Dear Readers:

In a move that could signal the demise of courteous discourse in our political landscape the Republican 'incumbent in waiting' Donald Drumpf has lowered the bar on his once lofty oration skills to a level where he just called former candidate Mit Romney a "choker," and said that he 'walks like a penguin'! 

(Donald should be careful kids, this insulting demeanor could be a long slippery slope towards a type of crass politics that is beneath the dignity of our elected representatives!)



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MEANWHILE: Canadians looking to express feelings for controversial U.S. presidential candidate Donald Trump need look no further than a Winnipeg nightclub urinal for relief.

Nereo Eugenio with his Donald Trump art
The men's bathroom in District Stop nightclub has been outfitted with a mural of the presumptive Republican candidate with a urinal in place of Trump's mouth.
Around the black wall in white writing is a collage of Trump's quotes, including "I will build a great wall - and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me," as well as "I love beautiful women and beautiful women love me" and "I am not a shmuck. I do not wear a rug. My hair is 100 per cent mine."

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CAUTION: THIS MIGHT BE HARD TO SWALLOW, BUT IT SURE WILL MAKE YOUR EYES WATER!

Well kids, we show you quite a lot of headlines that grab my attention but I don't think I have ever seen one that makes me go "WOW" as quickly as this one:

"Thai man fought off python that latched onto his penis while he was sitting on the toilet in bloody tug of war!"

BANGKOK — A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 3-metre (10-foot) python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.
Attaporn Boonmakchuay was smiling as Thai television stations interviewed him in his hospital bed about the intimate intrusion, and doctors said he would recover.
BBTV CH7 Thailand via APBBTV CH7 Thailand via APIn this image made from video, rescue workers attempt to remove a python from a toilet in a home in Chachoengsao, 90km east of the capital Bangkok, Wednesday, May 25, 2016.
But photos of his blood-splattered bathroom in Chachoengsao province, east of Bangkok, were testimony to his ordeal.
The 38-year-old told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbour. After his wife tied a rope around the snake, Attaporn pried open its jaws before passing out.

BBTV CH7 Thailand via AP
When Attaporn Boonmakchuay squatted in his toilet early Wednesday morning he probably didn't think that a snake would surface through the plumbing and latch its fangs onto his dangling penis, the 38-year-old then fought for the 30 minutes with the aid of his wife and neighbor to free his manhood from the jaws of a three-meter (10 foot long) python.
“All of a sudden, while I was holding it, it began to lose strength,” Boonmakchuay said. “So I used my hand to pry open its mouth.”
BBTV CH7 Thailand via APIn this image made from video, rescue workers remove a python from a toilet outside a home in Chachoengsao, 90km east of the capital Bangkok, Wednesday, May 25, 2016. A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 3-meter (10-foot) python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.
BBTV CH7 Thailand via APEmergency workers dismantled the Asian-style squat toilet, with the python still twined through it. The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild, according to an emergency responder cited by the newspaper Thai Rath.
BBTV CH7 Thailand via AP In this image made from video, Attaporn Boonmakchuay gestures while talking to reporters, while lying in a hospital bed following a snake attack at his home in Chachoengsao, 90km east of the capital Bangkok, Wednesday, May 25, 2016. Boonmakchuay is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 3-meter (10-foot) python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.
Doctors said Attaporn, bloodied but unbowed, will recover.
“He has a really good attitude… even though his own wife and children were in shock. He’s been smiling and giving interviews all day from his bed.” hospital director Dr. Chutima Pincharoen said. (After all this, the article still doesn't say if he lost his dick or not!!!! -Ed.)

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/thai-man-fought-off-python-that-latched-onto-his-penis-while-he-was-sitting-on-the-toilet-in-bloody-tug-of-war?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+NP_Top_Stories+%28National+Post+-+Top+Stories%29