In a move that could signal the demise of courteous discourse in our political landscape the Republican 'incumbent in waiting' Donald Drumpf has lowered the bar on his once lofty oration skills to a level where he just called former candidate Mit Romney a "choker," and said that he 'walks like a penguin'!
(Donald should be careful kids, this insulting demeanor could be a long slippery slope towards a type of crass politics that is beneath the dignity of our elected representatives!)
MEANWHILE: Canadians looking to express feelings for controversial U.S. presidential candidate Donald Trump need look no further than a Winnipeg nightclub urinal for relief.
Around the black wall in white writing is a collage of Trump's quotes, including "I will build a great wall - and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me," as well as "I love beautiful women and beautiful women love me" and "I am not a shmuck. I do not wear a rug. My hair is 100 per cent mine."
CAUTION: THIS MIGHT BE HARD TO SWALLOW, BUT IT SURE WILL MAKE YOUR EYES WATER!
Well kids, we show you quite a lot of headlines that grab my attention but I don't think I have ever seen one that makes me go "WOW" as quickly as this one:
"Thai man fought off python that latched onto his penis while he was sitting on the toilet in bloody tug of war!"
BANGKOK — A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 3-metre (10-foot) python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.
Attaporn Boonmakchuay was smiling as Thai television stations interviewed him in his hospital bed about the intimate intrusion, and doctors said he would recover.
The 38-year-old told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbour. After his wife tied a rope around the snake, Attaporn pried open its jaws before passing out.
When Attaporn Boonmakchuay squatted in his toilet early Wednesday morning he probably didn't think that a snake would surface through the plumbing and latch its fangs onto his dangling penis, the 38-year-old then fought for the 30 minutes with the aid of his wife and neighbor to free his manhood from the jaws of a three-meter (10 foot long) python.
“He has a really good attitude… even though his own wife and children were in shock. He’s been smiling and giving interviews all day from his bed.” hospital director Dr. Chutima Pincharoen said. (After all this, the article still doesn't say if he lost his dick or not!!!! -Ed.)