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Saturday, May 21, 2016

Saturday Morning Confusion about what turns Gwyneth Paltrow's crank!

Dear Readers:

It's a well known fact that it doesn't take much to confuse your ever friendly reporter, but this article from the Huffington Post set a new record!

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Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Shares Favorite Sex ToysFor anyone with an extensive dildo budget, Gwyneth Paltrow has quite the device for you.
Selling at C$17,900, the Oscar-winning actress recommends that if you're interested in receiving a luxurious orgasm, you should try out the Lelo "Inez," a 24-carat gold sex toy. 
Paltrow made the suggestion on her lifestyle website GOOP, which, this week, gave readers some insight into some "not-so-basic sex toys" they should consider giving a try. Lelo even offers "free, discreet shipping" and a 10-year guarantee, according to E Online.
Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Recommends a $15,000 Gold-Plated Sex Toy| goop.com, Movie News, Gwyneth PaltrowBut even though the cost may seem overboard to some, don't knock the price tag just yet. Apparently there are some benefits to using the golden apparatus, versus its rubbery counterparts.
"Because these are made of gold and silver, it means they can conduct heat — adding temperature changes to a dildo sent me TO THE MOON," one reviewer noted on the website.
Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Recommends a $15,000 Gold-Plated Sex Toy| goop.com, Movie News, Gwyneth Paltrow
However, if you're still looking for an opulent orgasm but don't have $17,000 to spare, you can try the silver version of the dildo, which will set you back around C$8,990.
And if that's still too steep for your budget, GOOP also recommends some other sex toys to try, from vibrators and nipple clamps, that range from $25 to just over $250. 
Would you spend $17,000 on a gold dildo? Let us know in the comments below. (Sorry folks, but I couldn't find any video's of Gwyneth actually using this dildo!)

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/05/12/gwyneth-paltrow-golden-dildo-_n_9931978.html?ir=Canada

AND FINALLY:

Since my wife is Scottish I thought this was rather appropriate: THE MORNING AFTER A SATURDAY NIGHT IN GLASGOW!


OH, here's one more headline for ya to choke on: NRA Freaks Out About Ex-Felons Voting, Is Fine With Them Carrying Guns