This is the actual message you get when you phone the Australian social services/benefit office!
‘GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO “CENTRELINK” THE AUSTRALIAN SOCIAL SERVICES AND BENEFITS OFFICE.’
“Press ‘1’ if you speak English.”
IF NOT: ‘‘Press ‘ 2 ‘ to disconnect until you can ... Have a nice day.”
If you agree ... keep it going.
Allan's Perspective is not recommended for the politically correct, or the overly religious! (Some people have opinions, and some have convictions ..., what we offer is Perspective!)
My wife is right, I am anal retentive...., so now I keep a can of WD-40 next to the toilet! (Sometimes I feel like I'm just a bobble-head on the highway of life!)